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[Mike @MHeugel]

My roots are buried deep in this little town. One of these days it's where they'll put me in the ground.

[Mike @MHeugel]

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[Mike @MHeugel]

Is anyone even still on this app?

[Mike @MHeugel]

@RylandTB Pretty close, Washington.

[Mike @MHeugel]

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[Mike @MHeugel]

@UrBoiiTristian @alex_schlorff 😂🤷🏼‍♂️

[Mike @MHeugel]

*starts feeling a little sad* me to me “man a new tat sure would fucking help eh”

[Mama Mack @Mackenzee_baby]

I’m too ugly to be this picky on who i wanna talk to 😂

[honeyy @honeybritt23]

😥🤠

[Mike @MHeugel]

For sure gonna be texting my number neighbors, but I have the feeling 3 a.m. is kinda a dick move.

[Mike @MHeugel]

@UrBoiiTristian Rule #1 of workplace safety, don’t put your fingers where you wouldn’t put your pecker.

[Mike @MHeugel]

With all these mass shooting people want less and less guns..as an armed citizen that carries every minute of my waking life, if there is a shooting and I’m in the vicinity, rest assured I’ll do my best to make sure people go home to their families. #2A4Life

[desb @desbfit]

Guns don’t kill people.
People kill people.

[Mike @MHeugel]

It’s five o’clock somewhere, and I want to get drunk there. They say you should pace yourself, but I’m about to run there 🔊🎶🎵

[Mike @MHeugel]

@BogeShane Just wanna point out one other fact..they lost.

[Mike @MHeugel]

@SydneyLorenz @rebeccagrahamm Get wasted, and come to the hospital. We mix up plenty of them. P.S. it helps if your blood alcohol content is above a .30

[Al @alex_schlorff]

y’all, girls are so confusing. i just want someone i can come home to on the weekends after being gone working all week and take her on a dinner date and come home, relax and watch movies, is that too much to ask? 😩

[Mike @MHeugel]

And so the farmers tan begins

[Mike @MHeugel]

@Jack_C_Butcher Shit is wetter than a cucumber in a woman’s prison.

[Mike @MHeugel]

Yo girl is staring at my truck 👀

[Mike @MHeugel]

@Boulis00 @Weissmw14 @S_clouse44 We have plenty.