Michael Osinski

fantasy sports fan, golfer, occasional attorney(read..retired), often in Little Italy, imparting what occasionally passes as wisdom

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

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Woohoo!...Bonita golf club tomorrow!!!

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

Sometimes u just gotta tell clients what’s what

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

@keegzzz Bullets always get my attention

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

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It’s really lookin like Nick castellanos was right about the stadium in Detroit...dude backing up his mouth always works

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

@keegzzz ok maybe I AM old fashioned

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

@keegzzz I have never used an emoji...are not words good enough?

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

Octavio Dotel>gangster...cuz he could pitch too

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

@megan_barnett1 That kid had Red Bull in the bottle

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

@megan_barnett1 Assuming the missing word was “what”...and evidently I grew into a thug attorney(since retired)...just know when I was on other end of phone wasn’t gonna be pleasant

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

Explaining the difference between a 2-track closet door and a 3-track in Spanish is not as tough as I thought

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

@megan_barnett1 I am a natural bad ass so that kinda figures

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

For the life of me I cannot figure out the hatred my assistant(a chihuahua) has for the UPS truck that brings me things nearly every day

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

@megan_barnett1 Previously had 3 doors on 2 tracks...now 3 tracks...front should be left, back right...align accordingly

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

@megan_barnett1 Snoop is my man(a lot of the time)

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

Always amazes me when Spanish speaking people realize I actually understand and speak reasonable Spanish, Italian and Portuguese

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

@megan_barnett1 That would be like me calling myself “Miguelito”

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

@megan_barnett1 There is no “Beto”(his name is Robert)...and nah...just join in their language...easier that way

[Michael Osinski @mhosinskiLLP]

Despite the construction zone...we are toggling between golf and baseball...not so bad