Michael Hostler

Aspiring beer & wine nerd; Inspiring foodie; Perspiring for another Rockets' Championship; Ospiring to make up a new word.

[Michael Hostler @MHostler]

@csbanterPFB @TheSteinLine This is just a random 25 in alphabetical order. It’s not the first 25 of the alphabetical 75.

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@fozzywitz @FireDrayton Lol

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@brianmctaggart What's the record for # of players on a team w/ 30+ Doubles? Astros have a team record 5, + Springer & Beltran sitting @ 29

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@gareth @beernerds Haha, we didn't invent it, @gareth!

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@beernerds My two favorite beer chocolate ice creams I've made were that same Samuel Smiths and Southern Tier Choklat.

[Jonno Hopkins @jonnohopkins]

The world is going to hell. You owe it to yourself to watch this video of Irish people attempting to get a bat out of their kitchen.

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@jdinhtown @FireDrayton @BernardoCubria #fakenews SAD!

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One of FEW times I wished I lived in NYC... To see @BernardoCubria work his magic on stage, in person, more often: https://t.co/0B61aUUYMq

[Rizzo Arizpe @MeatTweetsRizz]

New post: McDonald's McGangBang.

http://t.co/F8CFGzefoA

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@nathanmmiller @beernerds Dude... Use fresh moles only!

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@kevinhead79 @Cat6Brew @RaffyTaffy34 That was Ryan's first text message and he failed miserably! ... still better than 99% of tweets though.

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@Cat6Brew vyuh. Lc c

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@astrosguy Wasn't our biggest slump of the year also the week+ you were at Disneyworld?

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@MikeBatesSBN And I doubt his number is any closer to being retired by the Astros. It's a massive shame.

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@Cat6Brew I'll finally crack mine open this week then! Thanks!

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@beernerds @lnashsig With an average price of $30-$35 per bottle, that means I'll be spending around $100 more per beer trip... Bah!

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@beernerds @JoshuaAJustice The Melange was an actual drainpour??