POPTART

counting time by the beats per minute

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This year's weather is really making me realize that the world isn't going to be around much longer. Every week we get extreme weather warnings.

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Haven't been on twitter in awhile just came here to say I so desperately wish I had small boobs.

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Currently hating the shit out of my body for not getting the memo that it's time to end this pregnancy. I'm more over due then I was with my first.

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At the point of being over due where it's causing me to be depressed so that's great.

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I promise there is no need to ask me if I have had the baby. If a baby is born you will know 🙄 the most annoying part of pregnancy

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Less then 3 weeks until my due date and I'm acting like I still got 3 months. Still have so much too do but convinced myself I have tons of time 😂

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If you are in you're in your 20's (especially late 20's) and you still add a million snaps of yourself a day just singing or making faces I'm probably going to mentally judge you. Lol

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I have not stopped thinking about the season finale of Euphoria since last night 😭😭😭.

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I love that instead of just putting our kid to bed my fiancee choses to just keep him up and wait for me to finish showering and doing my skin care so I will do it...

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Thomas farted and now I'm having one of those moments where I literally can not stop laughing.

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Everyone is having their babies and I'm so jealous because I have so long to go 😂 10 weeks till due date

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Poached eggs are superior.

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My fiancee didn't get frozen fries so that I could make shitty homemade poutine and now I'm just gunna be pissed off for the rest of the day

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I'm so jealous of people with small boobs 😭😭😭 especially people who have small boobs in pregnancy I'm out here looking like a God damn whale

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Thomas' aunt made Cole knitted snowballs and Cole calls them snowman balls. We did not teach him this 😂

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I'm just here praying for an airfryer for Christmas

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The world was not made for naturally big boobed women.

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Man the first trimester sucked ass then I was feeling AMAZING I couldn't even get through the second trimester before feeling like shit again. Pregnancy is not for me I hated it last time and I hate it this time. 😂 Can we just skip to the baby part

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Crying to the new Adele

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And a piece of cake.