Martín Gonzalez, MBA

Dubstep | Miami

[Martín Gonzalez, MBA @MiamiGonzo]

@Pump_neverdump @Mr__Coney @AidanCeItic @dubbrexcity @CZRTHEVILLAIN @SaycheeseDGTL Hey fuck you purple doritos are awesome

[🧊 @ICEMACHlNE]

Having a girlfriend is like having a jew with you everywhere you go 24/7

[Martín Gonzalez, MBA @MiamiGonzo]

@realcookiebangz Hey babe, so nice meeting you today.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

>be Haaland
>born in Leeds because dad was playing Prem ball
>raised in Bryne, Norway, population: sheep and left-footed missiles
>15 years old playing for Bryne’s first team
>doesn’t score once
>Norway says whatever
>Molde buys him
>Ole Gunnar Solskjaer coaches him
>scores 4 goals in 21 minutes
>Red Bull Salzburg buys him
>scores 8 goals in ONE U20 World Cup game
>Dortmund buys him
>hat trick in 23 minutes on debut
>Man City buys him
>36 Prem goals first season
>wins the Treble immediately
>dates Isabel Haugseng Johansen
>hometown supermodel, no IG thirst trap nonsense
>not married tho
>just scores goals and drinks milk like a haunted Viking
>shows up to USA World Cup
>every 9-year-old in Dallas has his jersey
>every divorced mom in Miami suddenly “loves Norway”
>Brazil gets sent home by a guy who looks like he was built by IKEA and steroids
>England next
>it’s coming home?
>no it’s going to Bryne
>future goat

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

get a haircut every 2 weeks to stay sharp, wait 5 secs before answering the phone to control the rhythm, always arrive 15 mins early, stay away from free lunches, never talk about people who aren't in the room and when anger rises, wait 10 mins before reacting. these habits may look rigid but they're the hidden discipline of the elite.

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

Bernardo & Rodri arguing despite playing together for 7 seasons

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

😭😭😭

[CentreGoalHQ @centreGoalHQ]

🚨📲 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡 Erling Haaland to Gabrielon IG:

“ safe journey my boy 😂🤣🤣”

[Martín Gonzalez, MBA @MiamiGonzo]

@thebunnyfae I’m literally going straight for you asshole first in T-25 hrs

[𝐕𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐨 @Varticoo]

One hattrick crashed an entire fanbase.

I have never seen anything like this. 😭😭😭

[𝑷𝑹𝑶 @ProN17_]

I promise you, this is the single greatest GIF on the internet today

[KING MESSI 10 @messi10_rey]

🚨Kith & Messi for adidas Football. Coming soon !!!!

[Playmaker @Playmaker8u]

📲 Erling Haaland trolling Gabriel on Snapchat:

“Bro I have a wife”😂😂

[PREM CHAMPIONS @IsmaillIlIlI]

Folk😭😭😭😭😭 this graphic is nuts

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Bro I’m crying what is this?😭😭😭

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

I don’t think Southampton truly know what they did for football yesterday

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

Whoever made that “why argue with Arsenal fans when you can just wait” tweet has to go down as one of the greatest mind’s of our generation

[Bethel @Bethelofenugu]

If you want a happy marriage read this. An emotionally safe man meets his wife’s emotions with curiosity, not defensiveness. When she’s upset, his first thought is ‘Help me understand,’ not ‘Here we go again.’

[aya @wint3rbunny0]

normalise staying loyal during the talking stage. you shouldn't be texting or going on dates with other people if you plan on dating the person you're talking to. but that's a conversation this generation will never understand

[Mind Over Weakness @mindoverweaknes]

Most women dont realize they are pushing their man away until...