THIS JUST IN!!!!! I will be joining the Fifty Shades of Men tour from Aug 19-26. All my Bay Area ladies tap in and get those tickets
https://t.co/MbW0LaOPGY
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Boyfriend not buying you food or bringing you dick? Introducing DoorDick!!!
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I'm actually on this flight sitting behind this girl who's sitting next to her husband but she’s texting another guy in Spanish “No puedo esperar para bajarme de este avión y verte luego" like what 😂😂😂😂
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