Mia Semuta

I look at the world around me, shudder, shake my head, giggle and then write about it. Sometimes I cook dinner for friends, date a bit and drink too much wine.

[Rep. Marie Gluesenkamp Perez @RepMGP]

Please stop trying to murder the president

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@RareImagery OMG? That dog is Jesus! Yes, of course. Just Friday?

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@JasonKelce No matter what, it has been a privilege having you on the field! Nothing but love and respect for you. 💚🦅💚

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@BassProShops store #26 in HBG. Mngr Casey & Asst. Mngr Steven refused to honor a quoted price by 3 different employees, witnessed by 10 people. Had to ask as there was no posted price on item or display. Kept me standing at the register for 45 minutes only to call me a liar. 😡

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#VoiceSaveLynnea

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Worth your time. Trust me.
🦉 👓 ⚡️ https://t.co/2u6efuF2rc

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Happy anniversary, John and Bianca! 🎩❤️👰🏼
#Amazon https://t.co/I3xeNP298b

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@fitbit forced an update that crashed my tracker and refuses to replace. Instead offered me a coupon to buy a new one. Criminal.

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@fitbit, your forced update broke my tracker, you refuse to replace it. Offering my 25% off is criminal. It was fine before YOU broke it!

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Such an important message that Miss Jillian shared! Join our pack as a young pup by checking out Riverfront Dog... https://t.co/xGg8jxeojz

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@TODAYshow, the water is warm in the shower, it doesn't hurt my teeth! In the evening I gargle and floss, I don't brush. #brushinshower

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@JensCasting I've got the big personality and the wicked kitchen skills you're looking for on Cooks vs. Cons!

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Guess who's an editor's pick today!! 󾌵 Good day to grab a bargain!... https://t.co/zEnSUPiiSY

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Did you get a new kindle or a new tablet with the kindle app for Christmas? Here’s a hot deal for your new toy!... https://t.co/8gsYyvHVT0

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Are you looking at a shiny, new Kindle or tablet with the Kindle app? Whether you’ve been naughty or nice this... https://t.co/eS9NK13nYq

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September 15, halfway through; back-to-school, football season, the cooler weather and pumpkin spiced everything... http://t.co/J9nuRHgW2e

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@DanaPerino "Don't be crazy, Vote Macy!"

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Ahh, September has arrived! The promise of cooler weather, autumn leaves, pumpkin spiced everything and, most... http://t.co/QzRz5QAh4w

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John and Bianca's twins will turn six on Friday, can you believe it?! She's been a stay-at-home Mom all this... http://t.co/R7lSxb8MyV

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PonyBoy and I are proud to fund Charlotte Hassman's efforts in childhood cancer research with @StBaldricks https://t.co/t431HKdHVE