Chris Myers

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

Important thing missing from @HelloFresh... lettuce for the lettuce wraps

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

If girls can now be part of boy scouts, can we just agree that we call it Scouts or some shit and get rid of the gender? If you can't tell I hate improper nomenclature

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

5 people at a bar in Michigan were very happy the ilini advanced to the next round. Only one went to @UofIllinois . Congrats all!

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

@kiratpandya Well if you want a chemist/project manager...

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

My mom likes cats better than dogs, they're f**** psychos!!!!! She was real scared when her nailpolish matched the wall

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

Quotes from dinner: what's the difference if she's under Jim's deck or in my garage??

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

Quotes from dinner: I didn't buy the inserts for my shoes I f**** protested.

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

Quotes from dinner: you always go to Marshalls, it's just something little. I got a mug, I got a cute bag. Gummie bears and all that s***

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

Update again, it is a pumpkin and she's gonna frame the card

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

It's so pretty chritmas in March! (Mumble) chritmas gummie bears

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

Update it might be a bowl, and she's talking about her grandma and aunt Gail

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

Quotes from dinner: what do you mean! I don't tip like that! I was a waitress. That's all they need!

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

Quotes from dinner: would you ever like Gucci tennis shoes or want every day shoes?

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

Quotes from dinner: does it look like a slot machine?

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

Quotes from dinner: Tanya! You could a had two houses!!! What the f is wrong with you. I can understand if you had $2500 a d lost $1000....

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

Quotes from dinner: I don't take man made vitamins

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

Quotes from dinner: no, he's taking the day off to buy a 9mm

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

That was SUCH a Stafford Superbowl

[Chris Myers @MIBeardedBaker]

@therealmaggiek Correct