The most insane part of being a mom is never sleeping again. Sleep when the baby sleeps only works if your baby ever sleeps.
I've already passed the delirious stage last week. I think I'm just going numb at this point.
The maid at this hotel told me I need to pay for a cup of coffee from the breakfast area like the money comes out of her personal paycheck.
It was one of those small white Styrofoam cups. Black coffee.
It was $4!