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@evanoconnell A woman, a POC, and a Canadian walk into a bar…

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@Boogie2988 The warrant they released said he had been threatening to shoot up the school for weeks, and message chains have been quoted with him referencing columbine. But yeah, the concerned mother managed to leave that context out of her original tweet.

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@markiplier Markiplier’s evil twin, Mark Pliers

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@GBliss_ @fayemikah Start confirming appointments. ALL of them. Every single one. Free at 11PM on the fifth? Of course. 7AM on the sixth? You betcha.

Then when the angry “you missed my appointment” texts start coming in, get rude. Throw insults. Get ‘em angry, then tell ‘em to pull up to fight.

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@TheC4Production @BgProtesti @elonmusk @balinares “Because I said so” isn’t a valid excuse for anything except “but mom, why can’t we have cupcakes for dinner?”

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@gadfly1974 @wtgowers Was going to point this out. There isn’t enough info to definitively answer the question. If it had also included something like “one of the numbers is 13” then we could solve it completely. But as-is, there isn’t enough to narrow down the last two numbers.

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this custom Trombone Champ track made by "Henry Zhou's Textbook" is in its own tier of amazing

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@KaelanRamos @JuliaBodiford When you choose the Pokémon Trainer in Smash.

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@bisexualowls Bisexuals are more important than the rest of us.

I mean…

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@JuliaBodiford Have you been watching too much New Girl again?

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Banning nuclear secrets would be useless, because they’ll just get smuggled across the boarder anyways.

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Nuclear secrets don’t kill people; people kill people. What stops a bad guy with nuclear secrets? A good guy with nuclear secrets. We shouldn’t require background checks for nuclear secrets. The FBI is infringing on his 2A right to steal nuclear secrets.

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@appalachiastan @sbworkerstlh @davenewworld_2 Why do you think people don’t stay in coffee shop jobs? Maybe because the working conditions were poor? The pay was bad? The upward mobility was non-existent? The benefits sucked? Now what do you think a union will advocate for? Maybe fixing all that, so it CAN be a career?

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@JuliaBodiford No lie, I thought it was just anxiety. Didn’t even occur to me that it’d be something physical.

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@JuliaBodiford You’re never REALLY ready to go through death note again.

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@thereignofkindo Thanks for spending 1,396 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You’re my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/l7kMegEhAW

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@SengledUSA I guess on the cosmological scale, 21 hours and counting could be considered “very soon.”

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Just posted a video https://t.co/5hX0wv30sT

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@patriciaucla @BenRyanANJax @ActionNewsJax 1) I wouldn’t bat an eye if any of those shirts were worn in a business setting. It’s not our place to judge others’ clothes.
2) Maybe we should stop sexualizing literal children? If they liked the way they looked, that’s enough.
3) Look at your profile pic. Pot, meet kettle.

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@ATT Why are y’all so slow to fix a spotty node? Been having issues for months and techs haven’t helped. They just say it looks fine, cuz it’s back up when they get here 2 days later. Internet down for 45 mins, every other night!