Al’s Bad Beats

Dedicated to SATISFACTION. I do haikus. I’m not on drugs, just out of my mind.

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@stellarxlmstar Woke cuck

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@netflix Couldn’t see it, yall were lacking..

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Never knew the old Fortnite, this shits kinda dope

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Back to back atrocious fantasy L’s

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Terrible fantasy beat

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Exhibit H

Titled “OMGodwin”

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This Honda pilot Uber bumpin bumping. My leg shakin n shit

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Exhibit G

Titled “Turdis Samuel”

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Exhibit F

Titled “Bijan Robbed Me Son!”

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Exhibit E

Titled “Under… Dawg”

Context: pulled him because they were losing so bad

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Exhibit d

Titled “Fleece Hall”

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Exhibit C

Titled “Jalen Hurts My Feelings”

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Exhibit B

Titled “Green Bay Slackers”

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This NFL season, I’m phasing this account into “Al’s Bad Beats” where I stress my almost cashed parlays and dream about what could’ve been.

Exhibit A:

Titled “Mark Andrews, smd”

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New Fortnite season sweatier than a locker room

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@RZ_24 68’s crazy

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@JoeBiden Same man

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that’s my president 🫡

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I shook Big Ben’s hand today

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Ahhhhh hell