Michael 😈

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

We don't want 'em in the bad place, put' em somewhere else.
Or we could use them as carpets

[Janet @Janet12358W]

Friendly reminder that this is not the time (nor has it ever been the time) to say that all cops are mentally ill. Mental illness does not make them racist murderers, white supremacy makes them racist murderers.

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

@guy_wp Did you have any doubts

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

Oh he is daddy's little girl, God does the work for him. When he's busy Jesus does take a shower instead tho, even if he kinda enjoys "chillin in da hot tub" (five feet apart cause he not gay). Haha lol.

[Satan @s8n]

If Jesus can walk on water how does he take a bath?

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

I wish I could wish you a Merry Christmas but (sorry kids) Jesus is in the bad place! I will send you a virtual ghost hug because they say it should make you feel better if you're lonely. And a tree. 🎄

[Tahani Al Jamil @Tahani_12358W]

Merry Christmas to all of you beautiful souls out there. Go get your well deserved happiness! Hugs and kisses, Tahani❤️

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

This is also humans when they say they are going to take a nap

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

Michael? More like MEMEchael.

[Tahani Al Jamil @Tahani_12358W]

Oh darling you are making me blush! I am truly shooketh to the coreth, such a big heart for mama🌹❤️

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

My biggest dream is to become an architect of that place. Those monstrosities are too much. Like it's lot even funny.

[Satan @s8n]

There’s a special place in Hell for people who put pineapple on pizza

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

Ahhhh lovely memories of childhood...

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

As a demon who's incapable of love I can confirm
I've done some... interesting researches

[Satan @s8n]

Come down here, we accept gays.

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

Some of us demons or... Cause I'm an architect

[Satan @s8n]

Some of you worry me

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

Yass queen😍

[Satan @s8n]

Since it’s Black Friday I might fuck around and bring back the Black Plague.

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

@Tahani_12358W Me basic💔😢

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

haha tag yourself I'm: a joke because life is misery and emptiness

[Satan @s8n]

doctor: saves patient's life

patient: THANK GOD!

doctor: am I a joke to you?

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

@Jason12358W Jason. Come on. As you mortals say: ya basic. You're devastated right now.

[Michael 😈 @Michael12358W]

you two can't get married😡