Michael Steve

He who must not be middle-named. Too soon old, too late smart.
Language learner: lots of Latin, German, dictionary Russian, colloquial Czech.

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@mariana057 And space is a vacuum because the whole world sucks.

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@RCdeWinter Thanks, I needed that.

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@lippyent 17 cents in coins, a button battery, and a binder clip.

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@shouq_al90149 Our high school colors: maroon and gold

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@mariana057 My dad would ask us kids "Can you sing far far away?" or say "Go tell your mother she wants you."

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@Eman_8282 Old Frothingslosh. The pale, stale ale with the foam on the bottom.

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@mariana057 Jean-Luc Picard

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@RCdeWinter Where is that $4.59/gallon gas? It's $4.96/gallon here.

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@mariana057 That's the sling shot effect of time. You keep planning and looking forward to doing things on Saturday and before you know it, it is Sunday evening.

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@DocAtCDI If the first cup doesn't go down so well, put a little salt in the second.

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@Mollyploofkins Any guesses on who will be completely exonerated ...

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@LakotaMan1 I see you. Where else are you? Not threading anymore?

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@mariana057 As my old man used to say, you don't achieve vast results with half-vast people.

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@PORTmetaXYZ @CaseyPutsch I can save some boxes for him. I can also recommend Three Guys and a Truck.

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@MikeBales I knew this topless lady had something up her sleeve. John Prine.

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@RCdeWinter The men in the church choir gave a bottle of Schwarzwalder Kirschwasser Cognac to the pastor for Christmas. He acknowledged the gift in the church bulletin: "I would like to thank the choir for the gift of cherries out of season, especially the spirit in which they were given.

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@RCdeWinter Unfinished Poem works for me. It'll be easy to tell the literary critics what's missing...

[Michael Steve @Michael60016619]

@RCdeWinter Should have been expecting that. Thanks.

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@mariana057 High Fructose Responsible Party?

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@Mollyploofkins Why is the tie so short?