Olive Garden Sommelier

Proud Lessee of a 2023 Subaru Outback

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

Watching YouTube videos of Mormon teenagers announcing their mission placements like it’s national signing day

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

Why are the best things bad for you like alcohol, carbs, or getting out of a lake and directly into bed soaking wet?

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

At the bar watching a guy try to shoot oysters in a hard neck brace

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

Calling the orphanage asking “are any of them Kafkaesque”?

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

Can’t wait to “Be Unc”, asking children I’m not responsible for raising ‘can the sum of a row of victories over many years be defeat?’ before falling asleep on costco patio furniture because I ate too much barbecue.

[Catholic Arena @CatholicArena]

'Judas was a RAT'

In 2003, Irish children were asked to retell the story of Holy Week in their own words

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

jacques pépin videos in his old age are either him showing you how to expertly debone an entire salmon using a small knife he's had for 50 years or him microwaving american cheese on top of a bowl of croutons and saying "it is french nacho"

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

Europeans are always grilling or roasting leeks whole, are European leeks not riddled with sand and silt?

[tay @hairball1952]

happy 41 years to one of my favourite moments in film history

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

Back home fucking up a recipe so bad I’m telling my parents it’s 1970’s America haute cuisine

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

Having a really nice hair day so I went into my barber and explained I didn’t want a cut but I just wanted him to “feel me at a desirable length” and oh boy did he not like that phrasing

[Deryainci @deryainciderya]

René Burri

Dead lotus flowers on the Kunming Lake.

Beijing, China. 1964

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

Adult cereals should still have puzzles on the back, just of an age appropriate difficulty

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

One of the coolest things ever was 5 months into Covid when Ina Garten dropped a recipe for a 2 gallon cosmopolitan

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

Charging a corkage fee at the dinner party

[soli @solisolsoli]

The speed of jazz music, 50s-60s, by Francine Winham

[hyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean]

I Just Wasn't Made For These Times a capella. press play and go to the church of Brian Wilson.

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

Paul Newman Summer: Fits, Charitable Donations, Hustling Pool, Various Salad Dressings

[Mordecai @MenschOhneMusil]

Faragó Endre, Bárban (Asztalnál) 1930.

[Oğuz Pancar @opancaro]

Ernst Haas, Regatta, California, 1957

[Olive Garden Sommelier @Michael61342879]

@drewvaccaro @lzreads I find people like you funny. This not the fridge little bro, this the internet.