MichaelW

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[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

So the Costco Dad has now shown a better natural promo ability & worked punches than a lot of current day pro wrestlers. Might be time to start revoking some wrestling school licenses.

[♃♇ @bugdoll__]

the false god from the machine in the theatre of ur life

[Kaiju No. Kev @M_F_Ninja]

So, if I’m to understand, the lady who’s been screaming about groomers has information on republicans about sexual impropriety but she’s just gonna hold on to it unless people stop picking on her friend for fucking an underage girl.

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Tucking my arm in my shirt out of solidarity with my friend who lost his arm

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

Just seen some 14 year olds smoking cigarettes instead of vapes

Won't lie to you I got a bit misty-eyed

Who's cutting onions?

Nature is healing ❤️❤️

[alixbugbug INACTIVE - find me @alixbugbug @alixbuginactive]

straight ppl do this shit in front of their kid but if a drag queen reads The Very Hungry Caterpillar to kids suddenly it's grooming

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Phone on shoulder, taking orders, handing out menus, and checking out all at once. He’s a veteran at this shit

[Christopher @molochofficial]

It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance

[James Lindsay, anti-Communist @ConceptualJames]

I hate when extremely coordinated people randomly fall out of the window after criticizing their tyrannical governments.

[Christian Nightmares @ChristnNitemare]

In other words, the Matt Gaetz’s ethics report is really, really bad.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

Man casually eating his dinner knowing she’s going to prison and insurance is going to fix it is wild energy.

[Ali A Olomi @aaolomi]

hiker lost in the mountains, stray dog appears and leads him to safety. Habibi, that’s a jinn

[mus @oncripg]

Y’all really suck at flirting , cuz wtf

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Too big to be a doohickey too small to be a contraption. Perhaps a gizmo?

[Austine @theereal_one]

my only question is. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO CLEAN WITH WATER & VINEGAR THAT WON’T BE SANITIZED BY A 400 DEGREE OVEN???