Michael Crypto

[Tironianae 🍊🍊 Z. - Ultra Verbum Vincet @Tironianae]

LMFAO🚨You literally cannot script this.

Josh Seiter walks into a “F ICE” store.

Asks the employee, “Is voter ID racist?”

Employee says, “Yes.”

Then he tries to buy something.

Employee says, “Can I see your ID?”

So ID is racist… until you need it.

These people don’t even hear themselves anymore. 🤡

[Adriana Flowers 🌸 @Adriana19Flower]

25 year old virgin man says that he wants to marry a virgin woman but that it means he has to date younger, and guess who’s mad about that?🤣

What happened to “only virgin men deserve virgin women”? Feminists should just come out and say that men aren’t allowed to have standards

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

Today, on my final day as Director of National Intelligence, I’m releasing never-before-seen communications and documents exposing how Dr. Fauci provided millions in US taxpayer dollars to fund dangerous gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, worked with politicized elements within the Intelligence Community to suppress the truth about his actions and hide the virus’ lab-leak origins, and lied to Congress while under oath in 2024. It’s time you know the truth.

https://t.co/3YJSstB7d4

[Brian Atlas @BrianAtlas]

Freshman 15 meet freshman 50

[wealthmoose @wealthmoose]

🚨🌎 14 governments.

Same social media ban.
Same timing.
Same language.
Same justification.

🇬🇧 United Kingdom
🇫🇷 France
🇩🇪 Germany
🇪🇸 Spain
🇮🇪 Ireland
🇳🇱 Netherlands
🇧🇪 Belgium
🇩🇰 Denmark
🇳🇴 Norway
🇸🇪 Sweden
🇫🇮 Finland
🇦🇺 Australia
🇳🇿 New Zealand
🇨🇦 Canada

Your government didn’t dream this up.

It received it.

Carney sat at Davos before he was PM.

He called Canada part of the "new world order."

Then called that speech meaningless.

The laws aren’t meaningless.

They’re arriving on schedule.

Video: @BlendrNews

#CdnPoli #Carney #WEF #BillC22

[Jackson Harlem @JacksonHarlem]

9 MILLION Americans Have Parasite Infections, Many From Their Water😳🚰

[WTF Footage 👀 @brutalfootages]

After installing the "child safety net" on the 28th-floor balcony, the worker demonstrates the net's sturdiness to the client.

[JEY🥇 @Mmonkoaa]

“Messi doesn’t run he only walks”

Now he doesn’t even walk he just stands 😂

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Japanese dude tries Texas BBQ for the first time. 🤣

[Nicolas Hulscher, MPH @NicHulscher]

The Gates Foundation just developed “MARK OF THE BEAST” microneedle implants that install PERMANENT quantum dot markings AND mRNA into your body.

Planned for deployment during the next plandemic — a biological "vaccine" passport controlling who can shop, dine, or travel.

[Global Dissident @GlobalDiss]

🚨🇪🇺 EU wants INTERNET BY PASSPORT - and plans to block VPNs to enforce it.

“The new age verification system cannot be bypassed via VPN.”

Their plan is totalitarian surveillance! 1984 is coming!

[Neo @Neo__Hq]

🚨JUST IN: Andrew Tate explains to Nick Fuentes what he needs in order to start his own HQ with other men:

"You gotta have a Ni**er in the mix." 💀😭

"….They can’t say it’s a racist compound, that’s why Marcell lives here."

[Tate Updates Now @TateUpdatesNow]

🚨Andrew Tate on why he never listens to women's advice and his life is fantastic 😭

"She said I'd be happier if I moved out of my compound with the gyms, jacuzzi, sauna, pool and all my best friends — into an apartment to watch Twilight."

"Yeah yeah. Keep trying." 💀

[KaizerRev @Kaizerrev]

Nick Fuentes talks about how relatable this Andrew Tate clip was about a woman telling him to grow up, get married & move in with her..

Tate told her "I'm not gonna do that cuz I'm not fuckin' gay" 🤣

[Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale]

Rose was the VILLAIN in Titanic.

[Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale]

"5 minutes of Alpha trumps 5 years of Beta." – Roissy
This is why the marriage rate is 6.1/1000

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

🚨: Scientists discovered that kimchi adheres to microplastics in the intestine and eliminates them through waste.

[Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale]

She’s just ahead of the curve. You’ll see a lot more of these TradCon to Wokezi “transformations” by June of 2027.

[David Icke @davidicke]

While he and his masters plot a GLOBAL police state through AI.

[Carol M. Swain, PhD @carolmswain]

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