Michael Stone

Probably: grading 📝, absorbing 📰 , 🏋️‍♂️ too much weight, slingin' 📦, losing on the 📈, watching 🏀, or wishing I hadn't made that end-game ♟️ move.

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

What does it take to get people to resign these days? #chess

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

It's obvious, but it just hit me: Lorne is waiting for post-Trump to retire so he can help shield #SNL from the attacks on legacy media.

[New York Post @nypost]

Andy Samberg says Lorne Michaels will retire 'when he decides to' https://t.co/DtGj0nyesA

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

Good rerun choice for tonight, @60Minutes.

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

https://t.co/iwkh8ZG1cs

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

If you search "Chicxulub crater," #Google sends an asteroid across your browser.

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

With the haggis taco stand, Craig Ferguson has already outdone everything in the other #CNN food shows (Anthony Bourdain excluded, of course).

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

Enjoying the new Craig Ferguson show. I'm glad it's varied and in the U.S., as opposed to him going to Europe to eat fish and pasta and declaring, "Oh my gosh, so good!" #CNN

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

https://t.co/TzWLCwO8Af

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

This one comes to mind as a contender.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What do you think is the coolest death in a tv show/movie/game?

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

I'm sure they have practical purposes that I'm not simply not aware of, but the only use I've seen so far for $BTC ATMs is transferring money to scammers. https://t.co/KCGmtDw4Q3

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

Today's debates around health and nutrition seem so ivory tower to me because I feel accomplished by getting those around me just to drink a glass of water.

[Nina Teicholz, PhD @bigfatsurprise]

The official new Dietary Guidelines food pyramid
Revolutionary. Grains now at the bottom

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

Congrats, @bWoStevie, on 100 episodes. I'd guess I've listened to at least a portion of each one. https://t.co/xmt94r2nXu

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

Toward the end, Seth handed Peter the runaway. #Jeopardy

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

It just got easier to place rapid-fire trades in stocks and options, as “pattern day trader” restrictions start going off the books at brokers like Robinhood Markets and Webull https://t.co/qguS5yz0Tl

[The Hill @thehill]

House passes new Ukraine aid package, with 18 Republicans bucking Trump
https://t.co/zFoQHOc7ia

[Variety @Variety]

Scott Pelley Out at CBS News After Dramatic Clash With New ’60 Minutes’ Executive Producer https://t.co/BbOf6db9nf

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

Mitchell Robinson right now. #Spurs

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

President Trump’s name must be removed from the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, a federal judge ruled, and the institution cannot be closed while it undergoes extensive renovations. 🔗 https://t.co/MhE0npVtGK

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Kathleen Thomas was issued a citation in February after a Palm Beach County Sheriff's deputy pulled her over for allegedly using a phone with her right hand. But Thomas doesn't have a right hand. This week, the officer requested that the citation be dismissed.

Here's bodycam footage of the traffic stop.

[Michael Stone @Michael__Stone]

#YouTube knows when I can't ad skip to play a documentary about "the best jacket ever."