Certifiably Sub-Par

I like Malört.

[Certifiably Sub-Par @Michael_AC23]

The Fox News graphic is a fucking death metal song:

The weapon of choice,
Destroy capitalism,
Systemic racism,
Police racism,
Identify the victim classes,
Organize the victim classes,
Engage!
In international solidarity,
With the global movement,
Attack!
And dethrone god!

🤘🤘

[Mike's Cards and Stuff @mikescards_]

I know my posts are all sports card, but I came across this one Pokemon card. I used to collect them and cannot find my old collection, but I found this single one at my parent’s house.

Alright, #Pokemon and #TCG people here, help me out: is this a valuable card?

[Star Wars Culture @SWCultureLive]

Mama Mia!

[Lindsay Romero @wolfprincesz___]

👽

[WestLoopTom @WestLoopTom]

Some guy ordered a thin crust sausage for 61 days in a row and these are his rankings. Hopefully his cardiologist is highly ranked. I still need to get to Oh Boy. I know @CheapSeats411 has been there.

[Star Wars CCG @StarWarsCCG]

If we make it to 2000 followers, I will live steam a booster box opening.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

rewatching Star Wars prequels bringing back so many memories… my mom told me Captain Grievous coughed and died bc he’d smoked cigarettes and i was like but mom.,, Uncle John smokes cigarettes??? And then a year later my Uncle John died in car wreck and she was like see. Told you

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Grogu is next to me at Starbucks watching porn full volume on his iPad

[Certifiably Sub-Par @Michael_AC23]

@poe_collector December 3rd will mark 13 years since the show premiered on Adult Swim🙃

I started a re-watch recently and I'm pretty shocked it has made it this far.

Most of the episodes after S4 are just not as good. I wish I could put it more eloquently than that, but they're just not.

[Breakdownzzzzz @breakdownzzzz]

Death Metal

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The year is 2055. The Bears' lease at Krazy Kaplans Fireworks Stadium is up. The property at Arlington Park remains vacant. The team is pitting Indiana and Illinois lawmakers against one another but still doesn't know about Arlington Heights traffic patterns. We are in hell.

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

The works of legendary RockToons artist @JayAxer (2000)

[SIU Alumni @SIUAlumni]

Former Saluki and current Chicago White Sox player Tristan Peters hit his first career home run this past Saturday!

@SIU_Baseball

[Certifiably Sub-Par @Michael_AC23]

@20UnDiSpuTed13 @twilightIuv3r Great point, this is the absolute right attitude to have 🤘

[Certifiably Sub-Par @Michael_AC23]

My top five bars in Chicago, AKA the greatest city in the world:

1) Delilah's (Lincoln Park)
2) Fireside Restaurant and Lounge (Ravenswood)
3) Stretch (Wrigleyville)
4) The Globe (North Center)
5) The Owl (Logan Square)

[j wynn @jnguyensanity]

My top 5 bars in the United States of Chicago

1. Texan Taco
2. Hangge Uppe
3. Lottie’s
4. HVAC
5. Clover

[saira 🦇༉‧₊˚. @sairaspooks]

j 🦭🦭 tolkien

[Certifiably Sub-Par @Michael_AC23]

@Imakatt If you have pizza at Pequods, Lou Malnati's, Girodano's Pizzeria Uno, Vito and Nick's, Zarella, Spacca Napoli, and/or Piece Pizzeria, you will absolutely, positively not be upset in any way.

[Certifiably Sub-Par @Michael_AC23]

@HeavyMetalYetii @DennysDiner I effing miss this show.