Michael Cole

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[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

@ktb513 Katie has five letters and so does idiot

[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

I am tweeting about my girlfriend @ktb513

[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

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@ktb513 this physically hurt me and its only diet day 4

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[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

@ktb513 try Arrested Development again, loser.

[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

@ktb513 wow, if this isn't you I don't know what is.

[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

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[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

@ktb513 don't be sexist

[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

My girlfriend wants me to Tweet more but I refuse

[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

@ktb513 liar

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[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

Look who has water now. Get at me.

[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

Just finished the tour. Went to the water fountain. Fountain doesn't work.

[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

Everybody is dressed fancy. I'm wearing shorts. I'm alone in this world.

[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

I can see a water fountain out of the windows. I have to turn away as I don't want to be gone when the tour starts.

[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

I arrived early. I sit on a couch awaiting my tour. Dying of thirst.

[Michael Cole @Michael_Cole28]

About to tour Belhaven University. They asked if I'd like a bottle of water. I'd like a bottle of water. They bring zero bottles of water.