Michael

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

June is pride month and the NBA finals:
Go Knicks and go dicks

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

I helped a girl set up her Roth IRA while out clubbing once, I do not play

[Michael @Michael_Danes]

E’s red carpet is so annoying — those people never shut up!

Watch on https://t.co/4i8xeFjDto — i

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

i wish they would let michelle obama go low one time. i just know she cuss so good

[lovina @lpavss]

can't stop thinking about that man on the traitors telling a girl she's a traitor because he heard skinny footsteps

[Michael @Michael_Danes]

can we stop gassing up these social media designers? it’s all cute until you touch it and the whole thing collapses like a croissant.

c'est tragique.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

HOPE SCROLLING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A YEAR

[Rodericka Applewhaite @Rodericka]

Forgive me father for I am libbing the fuck out

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Americans are using PTO to sleep, not for vacation, per Newsweek

[. @naledimashishi]

“Your son’s favourite colour is 5” is I sentence I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to stop thinking about

[Michael @Michael_Danes]

@beyoncegarden open the schools

[Michael @Michael_Danes]

dayum, I just bought my niece tix’s to disney world

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

me at least three times per episode of the hunting wives

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Over the long term, we shouldn’t have political gerrymandering in America, just a fair fight between Republicans and Democrats based on who’s got better ideas. But since Texas is taking direction from a partisan White House and gerrymandering in the middle of a decade to try and maintain the House despite their unpopular policies, I have tremendous respect for how Governor Newsom has approached this. He’s put forward a smart, measured approach in California, designed to address a very particular problem at a very particular moment in time.

[buttered toast @_deadkev]

“ozempic has hit the bear community hard” - @margaretcho

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

going on a cruise is the most unchic thing you can do for a vacation

[Michael @Michael_Danes]

@_deadkev I am NOT 23!

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

that one Charli XCX song is so sad.
like she only threw that Party For him, and i’m starting to think he didn’t show up

[Michael @Michael_Danes]

watching the tony’s back to back