Michael Eichner

Second-funniest Eichner, still funnier than you. Breezing aggressively through life. Politics, wine, food. Not in that order. CUT ‘91.

[Michael Eichner @Michael_Eichner]

@pajiba Could be, thanks for the tip, I'll see y'all soon.

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@pajiba I want to ask this as nicely as possible... are there literally no comments on Pajiba? I really enjoy reading but comment link goes nowhere!

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@ZoeTillman So does insurrection

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@BracketeersThe Meh

[Al Franken @alfranken]

We must remember that Trump and the others are innocent until proven guilty. That said, it seems from the charges, that they are for sure guilty.

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@BenNewman @HeathMayo If she is—and I mean this purely as a criticism of Trump, who we all know this that shallow—she needs to show more leg. He doesn’t care about policy chops or four quadrant appeal. Just his puerile needs.

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@MaxwellFrostFL @notcapnamerica Just contributed about what I've paid in Uber tips over the past few weeks. Maybe any of y'all who ride can do the same?

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@morgfair So sorry Morgan, I feel with you, such a heartbreak.

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@FedSoc SOC my butt

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@BracketeersThe Waiting a year or so, and starting it again.

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@RonFilipkowski @JoJoFromJerz Says the lyingest liar ever

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@seanfeucht I thought when you’re a star they let you do it? And if it’s ok for your president it seems like it would be ok for a country singer.

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I donated, it makes me sick it comes down to random strangers to help out this poor family.

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@VinceMancini The sheer beauty of having this tweet directly after your Top Chef tweet.

[Rep. Zooey Zephyr @ZoAndBehold]

Today—when the Speaker continued to not recognize me as a duly elected official—my constituents & community protested on behalf of their democratic right to be heard.

I raised my mic and stood in solidarity with them. I am devoted to those who rise in defense of democracy.

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.@JeriLRyan @StarTrekOnPPlus Am I the only person who has figured out that G is the SEVENth letter of the alphabet? It was there the whole time!

[Jen 'now @jenrubin9' Rubin @JRubinBlogger]

This is proof if you needed more about what No Labels is up to: "“Years before megadonor Harlan Crow was reading ProPublica stories .. he was doling out donations and referring friends to No Labels"

[Christopher Knight @KnightLAT]

Today's question: As Louisville grieves, why is the Kentucky State Police auctioning guns?, by @AnandWrites https://t.co/9u5ja7BMiG

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@BracketeersThe Who’s the best pilot you ever saw?

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.@BriannaWu both sidesing as hard as she can