Michael Hili

stone fruits and skin irritations

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@MarvelousCrane Your command over hard surface hygiene has me floored.

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When you're drunk you're terrific.

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It won’t give you a hangover if you mix it with Gatorade

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It's a happy enchilada and you think you're gonna drown

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Baby Dude (The Lizards)

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Your father is a pork chop.

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Lunatic farm animals play the blues

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There's a new crocodile in town.

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Meet me in the meat market at a quarter past midnight.

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Would you say that you're closer to a champion of the universe or an electric toaster?

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Love stories always have wet boots

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I've got gills, they're multiplying

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Medieval hands make light work

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Tastes like goat herding to me

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I'm a pope in exile. A hybrid fungus.

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Pack for the apocalypse, bring troll dolls.

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Into the flames, the craftsmen threw little fish

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Treat my ass as a taco

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Billy Idol is an imperfect idol

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Cigar salesman tries his luck at hotdogs.