Michael

I’m not too sure what it’s all about to be honest

[virgin mary queen of thots🎄 @txbamxnmicxh_s]

There’s only two women who can solve the crisis down at Heathrow

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

How it started How it went

[GEMINI @ispeakgemini]

happy birthday may 30th gems 🤍

[u m a m i @u_m_a_m_i]

9 years ago, long before I became an animator, I installed the Sims 4 and made “My Sweatshop Family.”

With my starting money, I was able to build a bedroom and a separate factory for the workers.

[Wrexham Call Outs @StopUsingWxM]

This is why @X is unbeatable,

Two lads arguing over who looks more like they work at @Cex

@JimmyGilbert03 v @riverport_

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

Ellie Goulding says she can’t believe we lose an hour when the clocks go forward in the spring.

"Where the fuck's it gone!?" she said.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

‘Money Saving Expert’ Martin Lewis announces he’s given up.

“What’s the point - you save £8 on one thing and then something else goes up by £20,” he told reporters

[jon @prasejeebus]

Gays are like “she saved my life” and it’s Babs from Chicken Run

[Gracie @OfficialGracie]

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for detective” 😭😭

[quentin @acowboylikemii]

Ellie Goulding says she can't believe Kate Middleton is missing in the UK.

"Where the fuck is she?" she said.

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

She’d have had these diverted flights sorted

[Met Office @metoffice]

@MetroUK Needless to say, this isn't a term we'd use to describe the weather.

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

When a job application asks what my hobbies and interests are

[george @_gapc]

i can’t believe i forgot about this one the other day

[Michael @Michael_Murphy_]

@MattHighton @AncientScouse so you like donuts ay?

[Around Liverpool @aroundliv]

Even to this day when someone shouts “where are ya?” some smartarse will shout back “in the entry” because of this video 😂