Michaela Tegeler

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Pillow pet kids are now Squishmallow adults.

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@fostertheriley6 @magmcreynolds Now what?

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@hwinkler4real

[Crumbl @crumbl]

Has your significant other bought you Crumbl lately?

Tag them below to drop a hint! 👇

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This color combo please.

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Kindly, put my ashes in a caboodle.

[Michaela Tegeler @Michaela_Teggy]

Kindly, put my ashes in a caboodle.

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Everyone has their crying in an AT&T store moment. What was your reason?

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@magmcreynolds Wanna?

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@magmcreynolds Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? @RitaPeterson14

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I’m seeking friends with medical benefits

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If you’re an adult named “Chase” it’s time to grow up.

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Pitbull has been my reoccurring sleep paralysis demon since childhood

it felt good to get that off my chest.

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If I ever become a boss babe please take me to the nearest vet and have me put down.

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“Now correct me if I’m wrong but Moses is the one with all the animals”
-@magmcreynolds

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My mind is in a constant state of wanting to watch Matilda

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Normalize fucking to audiobooks

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Normalize open mouth kissing the girlies.

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@ArianaGrande I’m looking to switch car insurance companies. Which one do you have and are you happy with it?

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@magmcreynolds Okay period.

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What’s a bad bitch to do?