Michaela Dorrity

My life revolves around my dog.

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

@anon_opin @GeraldMDorrity cough cough

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

I just really fucking hate racism. That's all I have to say. #benice

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@LumenChristi_NI when's the carol service on?

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

@beagle_addict Nala, often affectionately called Nala Bala. We think she's about 11 and I've had her for 3 1/2 years.

[I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! @imacelebrity]

Sam pokes the sleeping Teddy T bear… 🙈 #ImACeleb

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

@Josiestweet I may have just ordered you a massive novelty calculator... I put @thismorning address on it. Something to look forward to when you get back to work 😂 #merrychristmas #queenofthejungle

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Watching TV every night is the silent killer of relationships.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Former debt collector in London, when I had to collect in the posh areas with double yellows or expensive parking, I used to just open the bonnet and leave oil jug on it and go do my collections, never got a ticket in 2 years

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

@ItsBenHart the show tonight was amazing!!! I'm so glad I came to see you. You reminded me of a young Aamir Khan at times. Can't wait for your next tour already ❤️

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I don't see why we can't normalise paying someone's bills for Christmas. Much more useful than shit you don't need.

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

I've come up with a new definition for nostalgia.
The smell of crayons!
It immediately brings everyone back to their childhood. Am I right?
#nostalgia #newdefinition #crayola

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

I admit that I pamper my dog but this one is all her own doing. She loves her comfort does my Nala 😍 #beagle #rescuedog

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

Sometimes ye just need to gorge out on pizza and sister act.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Fishing is incredibly cruel. It's as cruel as trapping a rabbit and holding it in a bucket of water for 30 seconds, before letting it go.

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

@Drinking__Games @troublebrewing How was it??

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

Dumbledore has died for the third time. Maybe he's the true Horcrux.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

I never understand people that post a picture of their children, with their faces covered by an emoji. How about just don't post the picture at all?!

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

Give me the original Little Mermaid any day. I'd rather scratch my eyeballs out with a toilet brush than watch the new version.
What a disappointment.

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

I waited all this time for the new little mermaid to appear on disney plus and all I can say is that it's fucking awful.
If it's not broke, don't fix it.

[Michaela Dorrity @MichaelaDorrity]

God I hate bras