Michaela

[unmarried trophy wife @trophywifeLLC]

Every man will annoy you. Some will annoy you in Italy. Choose wisely.

[Grace☽ @_gracieling]

it’s always a beautiful day when a pretty girl finally realizes she deserves better than a rat

[miri @eggoslug]

Why are you 29 and in a situationship. You’re going to die soon

[eevie @0xeevie]

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

[miia @miiagarro]

it takes me 5-7 business years to get over stuff so please do not piss me off

[La Regia ✨ @Laregiadelaredo]

Cuando ya se me bajo el coraje pero hice un desmadre.

[ravn @mfnravn]

sorry for all the awful stuff i said when i was right

[Rurouni Aly 🔜Anime NYC @Rurouni_Aly]

Me, 0.00% Puerto Rican, watching the Super Bowl today 🇵🇷

[Phil Lindsey @PhilDL616]

This seems like a good time to remind some people that Puerto Rico is part of the United States.

[mary⁷ @koonimies]

republicans claiming he would use the stage to make an anti-american political statement just for the entire performance to be a celebration of life and culture and family oh bad bunny they could never make me hate you

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I stand on my crashouts. I should've done more actually

[yass ❯❯❯❯❯ @payno_foreever]

teenage dirtbag by one direction was a cultural reset.

[toxic king @toxicking]

No contact is pretty easy when you realize they're a fuckin loser

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

I'm evil but like in a kind way

[🦢 @meishato]

i heard someone say, “What a privilege it is to outgrow the stuff you once settled for.” And honestly, it absolutely is

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @mskmalibu]

close female friendships are great because you get to take turns acting crazy

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

i'm actually planning to be more evil this year so stay the fck away from me.

[jynx @jynxbby]

"you're always sleeping" god forbid a girl wants to be unconscious

[rumi @painsting]

genuinely hoping life is softer next year in every single way

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Sometimes the healed version of you is meaner.