Michael Barnett

Musician, accompanist of dancers and singers. Ten agile fingers, well-suited to keyboard instruments. Electronica a guilty pleasure. And cake. And purple shoes

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

A dog goes into a post office & said, "I'd like to send a telegram. I need it to say, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof." The Postmaster says, "For the same price, you can get two more woofs."

The dog says, "But then it wouldn't make any sense."

[Gordon Morris @Gordonpmorris]

An obituary from the Dundee, Perth and Cupar Advertiser 1830.

Peter Ducatt, a blacksmith from Errol.

His cause of death is especially...interesting...

[Michael Barnett @MichaelBarnet18]

@Albertprince75 Always liked seeing the odd Hayton Coulthard on the road! 🏎️

[🍀Louie Kerr 🇮🇪💚 @LouieKerr8]

😂

[Michael Barnett @MichaelBarnet18]

@ProfPMiddleton Maybe we should have a ‘first past the post’ election next time, just for fun…!

[Big Mo🍊 @BigMoLoyal1872]

You didnt ask for it, I didnt ask for it, but now I want the full song 😂😂

@ScottPr84

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

I got mugged by 6 dwarfs last night.

Not happy.

[Michael Barnett @MichaelBarnet18]

@ronmanagernottm @thesundaysport Are you guys on the Château de Chasselas tonight?’

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Gene Kelly didn’t want to sing “Singin’ in the Rain” on The Muppet Show.
Kermit took that as a challenge and made it the plot, coaxing him into it anyway.
It was the last episode they ever filmed, and the last time Gene performed it.
A poignant goodbye to the song and The Muppets

[Franky 🏴‍☠️ @FrankyGers]

Yip

[Fran Mallon @FranMallon1]

An amazing video of Dolly Parton singing one of her most famous songs in Páidí Ó Sé’s pub in Ventry Co. Kerry 🇮🇪 in 1990
How did Páidí pull that coup off
#RIPDolly

[Michael Barnett @MichaelBarnet18]

@DanielJHannan Stunning on every level!

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[Michael Barnett @MichaelBarnet18]

@BrilliantMaps

[Michael Barnett @MichaelBarnet18]

@kfullermusic @BBC I wish they’d hurry up with St. George’s Road - they’ve been working on that for over a year. I’ve never seen anything so slow (except for a piece of organ music in Germany a couple of weeks ago)

[Michael Barnett @MichaelBarnet18]

@yankeedraft @grok To destroy other riders in a chariot race (qv ‘Ben-Hur’)

[Michael Barnett @MichaelBarnet18]

@theiaincameron *fahren
Is that sign for real?