Michael Boccuzzi

Investing & Crypto enthusiast. Cultivation jock. Singer in @Vesperaband.

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She had enough.

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Merry Christmas!
Love,
Piper

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You ever wake up to Alexa whispering some Manchurian Candidate wake words shit at you in the middle of the night with zero prompting? Because I just did and it is pretty horrifying.

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Omg. Amazing.

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@coinbase @SEC They are trying to destroy crypto. SEC went full Dr. Evil.

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@coinbase @MrBeast #CoinBeastSweepstakes

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@coinbase Loyal customers get dicked.

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This is insane. I'm watching a Nic Cage movie, and thoroughly enjoying it.

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Never shared any pics from Friday! It was a good show. Felt nice to be back on stage with the boys again. Special thanks to Fate on Canvas for kicking things off! Thank you so much to everyone who came out and helped make it a great night!

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I found aphids on my damn cilantro plant. Internet says to spray them with a mix of dish soap, vegetable oil, and water. Done.
Great. Now my cilantro is going to taste like soap.

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Them- I saw a ghost and she was in period clothing!
Me- OMG! ...they have clothes for that?

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I know I'm not dead yet, but if y'all could just refer to me as "The late Michael Boccuzzi", that would be great.
I can never show up anywhere on time.
People will be like "he died??". And you can be like "not yet, he's running late, like usual 🙄".

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You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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My ultimate plan is to make enough money to disappear and never see "people" again.
We're gettin' there. I'm only giving this plan like 9 more years.

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"If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else."
-Booker T. Washington

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@xrp_mami It's just funny to me, because I've heard people say $xrp's supply is too high and so it can't reach $xx.xx price. Then those same people buy $doge. Which has a total supply like 30% higher than xrp, and adds another 5.2 billion to the supply each year. Not a good long term, imo.

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@coinbase Funny, I distinctly remember seeing you guys say 7.5% on your app.

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@coinbase Goddamn you have gotten super comfortable with shitting on your current customers, huh?
You really are publicly traded company material. 👍
🙄

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You ever smell the flame of a lighter real close?
Smells just like burnt nose hairs.

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I think, therefore, I'm.