𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

MICHAEL CORNER ——

• ravenclaw
• chaser
• certified smartass

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

@Terry__DT damn right it is.

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

what the absolute fuck is up?

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

@Terry__DT A vision in pink, Terry!

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

not a single compliment, can you believe this shit?

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

you’re welcome, easter.

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

you’re welcome, easter.

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

@AGold_DT @Terry__DT “TERRY — T E R R Y!”

His body hit the ground, Michael immediately kicking and wiggling his legs around to try and flip them over.

“ NO! “

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

Shut up, Goldie.

[𝐀. 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬���𝐞𝐢𝐧 @AGold_DT]

Get out

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

@AGold_DT @Terry__DT “Sucker—“

Flips him off, pressing the crude gesture directly into Anthony’s cheek before running.

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

@AGold_DT @Terry__DT pretty please? king of our people, most handsome of Hogwarts, the cream of our crop—

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

What the fuck is up losers?

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

@AGold_DT @Terry__DT “Open wide, baby.”

His grin widened, Michael standing and putting a foot on the bench to get some leverage before he waterfalled that syrup into his friend’s mouth.

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

Mixing syrup and whipped cream to put on his waffles, squinting across the table before giving @Terry__DT and @AGold_DT a grin.

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

@Ginny_DT “Full of compliments today, Weasley, what are you up to?”

He teased, that impish grin never fading as they continued back to the warmth of their school.

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

@Ginny_DT His smile broadened, his head lowering as a playful scrunch of his nose was given.

“I was born with this big head, you might want to get used to it.”

Michael glanced back, making sure they were the last in the group before an arm fell around her shoulders.

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

I’m convinced I never learned how to read I just memorized a bunch of words

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

I’m part troll

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

@AGold_DT ME

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

@Terry__DT @AGold_DT 𝐶𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑟! 𝑂𝑢𝑡! 𝑌𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑠!

“Madam Rosmerta, please!” The boy was already being dragged by his collar, no coat in sight, and shoved towards the door.

“I won’t do it again, honest!”

𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘!

[𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚛 @MichaelC_DT]

@Terry__DT Corner laughed at that, sticking a finger into the foam on top of his butterbeer — it soon being delivered to his mouth before brows shot up at that last part?

“Hell if I know— but I’ve had nothing blow up in my face yet so I can assume the answer is no.”