Michael Clear

Author of the critically acclaimed, Nobel Prize winning eBook THE DORK TOWER: Why Stephen King Should Shut The Hell Up About Guns.

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

Glad they like my dances but I'm very worried that sooner or later the tens of millions who follow me on TikTok will figure out that I'm not a teenage girl.

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

Hi all I’m back. Miss me? Just occurred to me I’m also on Instagram which is where I see most of the people who haven’t joined Threads or Bluesky or any of the other 72 Twitters that popped up after Elon ruined Twitter. OK that’s that https://t.co/uixAhhhMHO

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

I’m also on Bluesky and with that I think my time in Twitter has come to a close. So long. Enjoy all the nazis https://t.co/ZSYEm832IU

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I probably won’t do this again because I think everyone who was going to shore up on Threads has done so but one last time, a reminder I’m on Threads https://t.co/zwh1Wi7MgE

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And Threads, also on Threads https://t.co/zwh1Wi7MgE

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

Haven’t done this in a minute but here’s a reminder that I’m on Bluesky https://t.co/ZSYEm832IU

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

I’m also on Bluesky which, according to THE LIBERAL MEDIA, is no longer invitation only starting today. If you want an invitation anyway hit me up https://t.co/ZSYEm832IU

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

Reminder that I’m on Threads. Literally no one from here bothers to follow me there when I do this which means the odds are due to change this time https://t.co/zwh1Wi7MgE

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

I’m also on Bluesky. I have some invites for there too if anyone wants one which no one ever does https://t.co/ZSYEm832IU

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

Don’t think anyone cares about these but here is my regular reminder that I’m on Threads https://t.co/zwh1Wi7MgE

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And Bluesky. If you want an invite let me know https://t.co/ZSYEm832IU

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

Musk says Twitter, now X, is moving to monthly subscriptions https://t.co/EK0BGjnUv6

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

I’ve said many times find another place to go before you have to. And when you do, look me up on Threads https://t.co/zwh1Wi7MgE

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I’m also on Bluesky. I’ll also repeat my advice after last nights outage that you should find somewhere else to post before you have to https://t.co/ZSYEm832IU

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

Your occasional reminder that I’m on Threads https://t.co/zwh1Wi7MgE

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

@nsingman Did you ever see Tom Baker's return 10 years ago? Whatever else you think, he was delightful. He was originally intended to be Gandalf and Ian McKellen was great but I wish he'd gone with it https://t.co/Rb3NwzAOaj

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@pinkponymal Maybe don't eat any more of those. If you get sicker you may need to go to the hospital https://t.co/M9FqO6O9jA

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@AnthonyDeVito One lawsuit I'd support would be Elon suing whoever did his makeup

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

Ok I have four Bluesky invites if you want one and hell with it I’m posting one here even though I’ve been warned it’ll be used by a bot so now I have three invites

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[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

I have a Bluesky invite in case, you know, anyone thinks they might need a new site to post to soon

[I Smoked A Predilection For Nipples @BlackKnight10k]

In the last 24 hours, Twitter has lost ad revenue from the following:

•IBM
•Apple
•Lionsgate
•All of Europe

Because the owner has gone full Nazi

[Michael Clear @MichaelClear]

@Atrios @HeerJeet @ParkerMolloy @oregon_guy @NathanJRobinson Remember when we were all told the Democratic Party was secretly run by a college professor named Ward Churchill that no one had ever heard of?