Michael Pogue

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

…and they say MY concepts are stupid. #1950 #advertising #bears #pears https://t.co/vXOoHAA4oY

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

#outtheway !!! https://t.co/3hxT3E0qMY

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

#personalchoice #ifeeltherearebiggerproblemstodealwith https://t.co/1KyaI5N9jh

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

Move over, peanut butter and jelly. #lifeisbeautiful #19crimes https://t.co/gxSIyXPtjm

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

Yeah, getting there with these. (Groundhog Day is going to be a b!+çh, however…!) #HNY #y https://t.co/CLTR44Gy6I

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

In the past, I’ve struggled with correctly themed holiday e-greetings. I think I finally nailed it… #xmas https://t.co/RXAYgNoRa6

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

“…and the slender man in the fuzzy hat, had planned for everything except litter for the cat.” #angryhat #justgooutsidelikethedogs #rhymes https://t.co/16VuRDWw6O

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

Sometimes the sequel surpasses the original. Spoiler alert: Not the case here. #illnevergetthattimeback https://t.co/BgEuwik7yv

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

“And now for another round of that hit game show ‘Holiday Decorations or Strip Club’?” #glitter https://t.co/YOUJKwy8bV

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

Be cool, Bear. He can sense your fear. #stepawayslowly https://t.co/2KMBjBpgd9

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

#staycozy #goodadvice https://t.co/ys5fAYkHMo

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

#temptation https://t.co/Wsz3AyU06c

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

Found this gem while garage cleaning. #statistics https://t.co/GBuseZvvt4

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

Goooooo Sports Match! #sports @ Gainbridge Fieldhouse https://t.co/UmmNpExTgH

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

This ice cream is making me uncomfortable. #hr #digin https://t.co/FpSCP8m9vp

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

(2 weeks later:) “Hey, where’s the guy who brings the paycheck?” #iseehowitis #thanksfornothing https://t.co/vwJ5r2Slqo

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

🖤 #leftovers https://t.co/rppOUQiduc

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

It’s nearly time. Suit up.
#halloween https://t.co/qoyrRfnd2c

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

CAUTION: OBJECTS IN DESK CHAIR ARE AS LARGE AS THEY APPEAR. #buttwarmer #catsofinstagram https://t.co/ekKP56pGea

[Michael Pogue @MichaelCPogue]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/ArgV14B2fa