Mike Grillo

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

@MrBeast 12,345,678

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

@__0HOUR1_ Just say you dont know the purpose of bond

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

Petition for star players to not have agents, reset the market or I walk thats it 🤷‍♂️ #nfl

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

🚨 🚨 🚨

The #Texans and All-Pro edge Will Anderson Jr. have agreed on a blockbuster, 3-year, $150M extension with $134M guaranteed to make him the NFL’s highest paid non-QB ever.

The deal, which includes a rare no-trade clause, was done by @AgentNicoleLynn of @KlutchSports.

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

If drinks were equally spaced out she wouldnt even been too drunk to drive

4 shots in 1 hour would be too drunk to drive.

Something ain't adding up here

Rate of elimination/metabolism: roughly 1 shot per hour

[WTF @mrwtffacts]

While on board a Carnival cruise ship, a 45-year-old nurse from California downed 14 shots of tequila in under 9 hours at the bar.

She blacked out, fell down the stairs, and woke up in a staff-only area.

Rather than brush it off as “one too many” she sued Carnival for overserving her.

A Miami jury agreed - finding Carnival 60% at fault. She has now been awarded $300,000 in compensation.

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

Who wants 4.5% high interest savings account? Time to ditch the brick and mortar banks and switch to SoFi!

Use my link to get up to $425 in cash bonuses https://t.co/AX7bcuPZvo

#stockmarket #savings #trading

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

@SenTomCotton I wonder if the constitution references illegal aliens...

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

Owned 😂😂😂😂

[Mr. Wholebean @footballguy82]

Do you wash your chicken?

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

Too soon my man!

[Mike Kadlick @mikekadlick]

WR Romeo Doubs will wear No. 87 with the #Patriots.

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

I firmly believe that this saved thousands of lives #NBA

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

6 years ago today

(h/t @Ballislife)

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

Just think about how much of that money will be forced back into the economy... Well over 50%. People love spending money

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Senator Cory Booker to unveil bill to make up to $75,000 in income tax-free.

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

@bakerdabum @MarkDondero Not a lot of corners are elite in years 6-7 just the nature of the biz. Beside teams that set records spending on players dont win superbowls.

Patriots have thier little window now. Gotta pay either Maye or Gonzo, let coaching and scouting do the rest

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

This won't work in America because of Republicans 🙄

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

During peak hours, drivers in China demonstrated textbook "zipper merging," smoothly taking turns to change lanes

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

"Hey @grok how much money are all of her shares worth now?

[Om @Om_Codes_]

- Meet Whitney Wolfe Herd
- Founder of Bumble
- Became the youngest self-made female billionaire
- Joined Tinder at 22 and helped it grow rapidly
- Became Vice President of Marketing
- Was sexually harassed by a Tinder co-founder (as per her allegations)
- Filed a lawsuit against Tinder
- The case was settled for about $1 million + stock
- Left the tech industry feeling humiliated and discouraged
- Later motivated herself to start again
- Founded Bumble in 2014
- A dating app where women make the first move
- Many investors said it wouldn’t work
- But she still managed to grow it
- Match Group (owner of Tinder) offered to buy Bumble
- She rejected the offer
- Built a billion-dollar company

Female GOAT 🐐

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

Probably will be the most watched Halftime show ever

[Brigitte Gabriel @ACTBrigitte]

Bad Bunny will be least watched NFL Halftime Show in US History.

I will be watching Kid Rock.

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

Sounds like snowflakes to me 😅

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Fantastic lineup for the TPUSA halftime show, including the great Bob Ritchie AKA KID ROCK

https://t.co/ZXvvlIBtkE

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

#MedTwitter #whatsthediagnosis give it to me straight doc...

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

@yugopnik Just look up the research on amygdala size between democrats ans republicans. That will explain it all

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

The white house actually took a photo that had been on the internet for months claiming to be the weapon used 😅 absolute insanity

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

“This is the gunman’s gun, loaded (with two additional full magazines!), and ready to go – What is that all about? Where are the local Police? Why weren’t they allowed to protect ICE Officers? The Mayor and the Governor called them off? It is stated that many of these Police were not allowed to do their job, that ICE had to protect themselves — Not an easy thing to do! Why does Ilhan Omar have $34 Million Dollars in her account? And where are the Tens of Billions of Dollars that have been stolen from the once Great State of Minnesota? We are there because of massive Monetary Fraud, with Billions of Dollars missing, and Illegal Criminals that were allowed to infiltrate the State through the Democrats’ Open Border Policy. We want the money back, and we want it back, NOW. Those Fraudsters who stole the money are going to jail, where they belong! This is no different than a really big Bank Robbery. Much of what you’re witnessing is a COVER UP for this Theft and Fraud. The Mayor and the Governor are inciting Insurrection, with their pompous, dangerous, and arrogant rhetoric! Instead, these sanctimonious political fools should be looking for the Billions of Dollars that has been stolen from the people of Minnesota, and the United States of America. LET OUR ICE PATRIOTS DO THEIR JOB! 12,000 Illegal Alien Criminals, many of them violent, have been arrested and taken out of Minnesota. If they were still there, you would see something far worse than you are witnessing today!” - President Donald J. Trump

[Mike Grillo @MichaelDGrillo]

Nah bro you are not in Texas 🤣🤣

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

I’ve returned home from my work trip. It’s 66 degrees & beautiful. A storm is expected tomorrow night.

But I am reliably informed by Twitter that if I simply raise up my hand on Texas soil, the storm will turn around & sunshine, rainbows & unicorns will emerge. Let it be. ☀️🌈🦄

[Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5]

So the White House explanation is he was saying "ice land" instead multiple times?