M.V.

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[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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[M.V. @Michaelforreal]

Why are FIFA tickets insanely expensive??

[M.V. @Michaelforreal]

Is madmen good?

[M.V. @Michaelforreal]

@nypost LOVE IS DEAD @angieeenieto

[M.V. @Michaelforreal]

@Tljefferson23 congrats on your new contract my guy ! #boltup ⚡️

[greg @greg16676935420]

Seems like Diddy was ahead of the game with stockpiling all that oil

[M.V. @Michaelforreal]

Those spam calls really been picking up lately

[USA Hockey @usahockey]

RED, WHITE, BLUE AND GOLD. TEAM USA IS BRINGING HOME THE #WINTEROLYMPICS GOLD. 🇺🇸🦅

[M.V. @Michaelforreal]

What a weekend. Ang and I moved and now we’re deathly sick

[M.V. @Michaelforreal]

“I fuckin hate horchata” - @angieeenieto

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

If I’m a super talented baseball player, I’m not signing shit until my agent speaks to the Dodgers first.

[M.V. @Michaelforreal]

@JeffPassan Baseball is dead

[M.V. @Michaelforreal]

Illegal

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

1) Shohei Ohtani DH
2) Mookie Betts SS
3) Freddie Freeman 1B
4) Kyle Tucker RF
5) Will Smith C
6) Max Muncy 3B
7) Teoscar Hernandez LF
8) Andy Pages CF
9) Tommy Edman 2B

SP1 Yamamoto
SP2 Snell
SP3 Ohtani
SP4 Glasnow
SP5 Sasaki

CL: Edwin Diaz

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[theficouple @theficouple]

A "normal" 2026 budget for couples in their 30's:
- Housing: $2,500/mo
- Food: $1,400/mo
- Transportation: $1,450/mo
- Healthcare: $980/mo
- Childcare: $1,283/mo
- Student loans: $1,000/mo
Total: $8,613/mo

...this is why people feel making $10,000/mo is poverty.

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

“get his ass” is so hilarious, it’s like the modern version of “seize him”

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Got my tickets for tonight. It’s going to be a wild night! 🥳👏

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Luxury in 1980: buying a home

Luxury in 2025:

[Sonny Bunch @SonnyBunch]

same actor

[M.V. @Michaelforreal]

I’m so fat rn

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

just checking to see if y'all still dem boyz