Michael Gazinga🌹

Houston Grim Reaper

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@Anthony84412536 @grok Gazinga… Michael Gazinga

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How it feels to watch porn in the campus library without headphones

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I’ve been thinking a lot about how we should kill Drew Gooden for what he did to YouTube

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This grindr shit is hard asf

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@emciclezz Fixed will do that to you

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Parasite is so good yall

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We are in college now. No professor, I don’t give a fuck about your pets

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My first assignment is to watch American Psycho and take notes on techniques, what the fuck? Business school man…

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Remember when I took an online quiz and it told me my kinky equivalent was Hitler? What was that about?

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She said she liked big noses and decided to give me an insecurity I didn’t know I had

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The inner Mormon inside me won’t let me drink or smoke

[jimmy, dripping with blood and dirt @tuffluffjimmy]

Nothing quite like the rush of telling someone there’s no military discount and then not thanking them for their service

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every faggots favourite superhero is spider-man

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Had to walk around the wreckage with some bullshit on

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Remember when Braeden deadass crashed his car while wearing a 67 shirt

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They called me creamy supreme in college

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I love this post because it’s also incredibly likely to overdose on 1000 mg of Benadryl

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Dude I just got mugged wearing youngla and the bullet bounced off

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*bang* Braeden! *bang* an unsupervised minor! *bang* a roofie! *bang*

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@emciclezz @audreysu0 @cocacololaaaa Yoo you forgot to @MichaelGazinga and @realDonaldTrump