Michael

BEND IT LIKE DECKHAM

[Michael @MichaelHall_96]

@calvindixon94 @LukeDutchh V bad day

[Radec @realradec]

Crash Bandicoot when I don't move the controller for 2 minutes

[Michael @MichaelHall_96]

@Towlawtown Photos of Leon Watson please admin

[crossy @crossy72_]

Done a 5k behind a gritter

[Michael @MichaelHall_96]

That’s the tv licence direct debit stopped.

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

TNT Sports will be the new home of the Emirates FA Cup from 2025/26 🏆

It means the football’s oldest cup competition moves away from purely being on terrestrial television 📺

[LC @NUFCLC]

Just been in Toby Carvery and heard the lass ask an old bloke “have ya got any allergies?” And he gans “aye pollen” hahahahahahahahaa😭

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

WE ARE UNITED. ⚫️⚪️

[Michael @MichaelHall_96]

@Pabsyyyyyy Take a point

[Michael @MichaelHall_96]

@Pabsyyyyyy Take a point like

[Michael @MichaelHall_96]

@charliewatson14 Have a nice Friday mate 👍

[Carl Chater @CarlChater83]

Amazing night in Paris 🤣🤣🤣 #nufc

[H @ArryIavsTheYids]

Looks like if Steve Bruce shagged the KFC bloke, it’s scary.

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

Class 🙌

[Billy @_billyreid]

When your mate says “If you pay for the taxi, I’ll buy you a drink when we’re in there”

https://t.co/wsBkkVDN3V

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

The Rock singing a song to Vickie Guerrero is legit one of the funniest RAW segments ever.

The fact that the announcers couldn't stop laughing makes it even better 😂

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Time to make new memories.

Howay the Lads. 👊

#UCL

[Michael @MichaelHall_96]

Same energy for nonces!!

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

It’s clear the American XL Bully dog is a danger to our communities.

I’ve ordered urgent work to define and ban this breed so we can end these violent attacks and keep people safe.

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Yer da ordering a pint of Moretti abroad

[Michael @MichaelHall_96]

Hi @emirates we have been stuck on Newcastle to Dubai flight. For 6 hours and have not moved from the runway, due to a technical difficulties on the plane, our flight has been cancelled and we have no idea when we are allowed to leave the plane. We boarded at 13:45?