Michael Hamm

[Michael Hamm @MichaelHamm89]

@koryoneill you picked a good time to leave. @Rmacdonald and I are hitting it off #matchmaker #smoothexit #youwinatpoolbutiwinthegirl

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"@DefendThe4th: How bad is it when you have to state this?: Eric Holder Says #Snowden Won't Be Tortured If Handed Over to U.S.

[Michael Hamm @MichaelHamm89]

"@funnyordie: Black Forest Ham is the scariest sounding ham. (via @mikeleffingwell)"

[Michael Hamm @MichaelHamm89]

I seriously think I broke my ass

[Michael Hamm @MichaelHamm89]

"@OMGFactsSex: Women find 80% of men below-average looking."

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@UFCONFOX #TeamHenderson

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#TeamHenderson

[Michael Hamm @MichaelHamm89]

The true measure of a man is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good

[Michael Hamm @MichaelHamm89]

Stop pinching me

[Michael Hamm @MichaelHamm89]

@G_Sampson I pick things up then put them down

[Michael Hamm @MichaelHamm89]

Girls downstairs won't shut the fuck up, trying to sleep before LASIK tmm at 830am. "Hey you hens, cut out that cacklin' in there".

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"@NietzscheQuotes: There are no facts, only interpretations. #Nietzsche"

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@29whitty that's awesome

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@kaybbp that's because you haven't been around much in the last 5 years I love salad heaven aka Union St. Cafe

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@joerogan Your new standup special had me and my mates in stitches. Thank you for everything you do! All the best for 2013.

[Michael Hamm @MichaelHamm89]

Cain is Able

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Union St. Cafe aka Salad Heaven

[Michael Hamm @MichaelHamm89]

@29whitty All good choices come from experience, and all experience comes from bad choices