Mike Hamonda

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

FAO @SuellaBraverman

[Frank Khalid OBE @FrankKhalidUK]

Raheem Sterling: “You know, it’s sad that I even have to say this, but I’m going to say it anyway. There’s a perception in certain parts of the media that I love “bling.” I love diamonds. I love to show off. I really don’t understand where that comes from. Especially when I bought my mum a house. It was unbelievable what some people were writing. I think it’s really sad that people do that. They hate what they don’t even know. A few years ago, I would let it get to me. I’d be saying to my mum ‘Why are they picking on me?’ But now as long as my mum and my sister and my kids don’t have any stress, I’m good. If people want to write about my mum’s bathroom in her house, all I have to tell you is that 15 years ago, we were cleaning toilets in Stonebridge and getting breakfast out of the vending machine. If anybody deserves to be happy, it’s my mum. She came to this country with nothing and put herself through school cleaning bathrooms and changing bed sheets, and now she’s the director of a nursing home.”

[Mike Hamonda @MichaelHamonda]

@willsinuk @JackoRugby @BrumbiesRugby 🤡

[A League of Their Own @ALOTO]

Watch out for the Welsh football team if they have @michaelsheen giving the motivational speech. @Cymru

[ABC News @ABC]

Student Miah Cerrillo says Uvalde gunman “told my teacher ‘goodnight’ and shot her in the head” during gut-wrenching video testimony about the massacre at House hearing on gun violence. https://t.co/PiI6iVdol6

[David Pocock @DavidPocock]

“Shoulder contact to the head. No malice but off the ball and no attempt to drop his body height before the tackle. Red card. And we might be seeing him at the judiciary."
Thoughts, @Nigelrefowens?

[William (fan account) @OzilThings]

Premier League teams when they’re in need of 3 points:

[Mike Hamonda @MichaelHamonda]

@kittyzandpichu @JoshJamesAllen @ConnorMillerBro

[Mike Hamonda @MichaelHamonda]

@ConnorMillerBro You can’t write off Dougs whole career just like that man :/

[NewsThump @newsthump]

NEWS! The Queen could afford Prince Andrew’s settlement by making her own packed lunch and ditching Netflix, insists Kirstie Allsopp https://t.co/yavPQt2uur

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

Our sweary new video has had half a million views in less than 24 hours (combined across Twitter and YouTube)! Looks like a lot of people aren't in the mood to forgive or forget @BorisJohnson @Conservatives

[Mike Hamonda @MichaelHamonda]

@robbeckettcomic @ConnorMillerBro

[Mike Hamonda @MichaelHamonda]

@AventuraObscura @ConnorMillerBro

[🇵🇦Jess🇵🇷 @lovinmygirls218]

Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

[Mike Hamonda @MichaelHamonda]

@ConnorMillerBro RIP brutha

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Ratty & The Nonce return in Season 3 😂