Michael Hanania

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

Bro ur car smells like ass dont talk to me during the ride please I'm tryna survive

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

I met u twice at the gym no i dont wanna help ur son with a job at my company who tf are u??

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

No cause the people that smoke obnoxiously fucking loud when inhaling and exhaling?? Maybe u should consider stopping before your lungs explode

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

2 people at the gym including me and this guy walks past 10 free treadmills to get on the ONLY one to my left. U tryna fuck me in the morning bro?

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

Anyone else gets in a shitty mood on Friday or is it just me

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

But why tf do some people get right in your face when talking to you. Like back the fuck up before i kiss u on the lips bro

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

Not this lady next to me telling her not older than 10 y/o kid that he needs to get a trophy so that he can make her proud cause otherwise how else is she going to be proud.
Love the kid's response tho "it's just a game"

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

And it was always chill yknow like I'd be happy I have time to smoke and shit

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

My elbow watching me do a full skin care routine on my face.

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

Getting to the place looking like

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

People with short hair give no shits when opening the windows in a car while I'm constantly trying to hold my hair together the entire ride

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

@shabztheman Yesssir

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

@shabztheman Highkey the best gift ever

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

@riwahaidar Mabrooooooook❤❤

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

@ChristinaHan I really don't

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

Going to the gym before work really has u thinking u got ur shit together when u really dont x

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

@shabztheman Omg when you gave me a full on lecture about this before I came HAHAH

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

@shabztheman Only way for them to stay in the closet

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

@shabztheman Literally bro

[Michael Hanania @Michaelhanania]

@shabztheman Literallyyy