Michael Harrison

Standup comedian/ Moderator of the hit podcast Character Debates

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We’re at a weird point in society when Trump attacking right wing podcasters is considered worse for him than being featured 1,000’s of times in the Epstein files

#trump #usa #maga

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Whenever someone says a food is good for you, I always wonder what it tastes like with chocolate

#foodie #EatingRight #chocolate

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I am starting to think alot of Americans don’t know what a Puerto Rico is!

#Halftime #BadBunny #America

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No argument, both half times were better than the game!

#nfl #Halftime #football

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I am so happy I have a family friendly halftime option for this sport where men give each other brain damage!
#Holy #NFL #halftime

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Trump’s “Board of Peace” includes Putin. That’s like inviting Diddy to a counsel for Female Rights

#trump #America #President

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Yep…I went there! Imitating the shock on their faces was fun!

#comedy #follow #bekind #ICE #ReneeGood

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@ElaniKitten Happy birthday!

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I heard Trump already wants to pardon Nick Reiner

#trump #RobReiner #statement

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An injured Bo Bichette gets a homerun because hurt people hurt people!

#BlueJays #WorldSeries #MLBPlayoffs

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@patterballs Thanks buddy!

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If Dodgers lose, it’s probably because they didn’t spend enough

#LosAngeles #WorldSeries #BlueJays

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When we win, we’re efficient!

#WorldSeries #BlueJays #MLBPlayoffs

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Yeah, the Jays are lucky he isn’t on their team!

#BlueJays #WorldSeries #MLBPlayoffs

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I guarantee the scariest thing that the Dodgers is going to see on Halloween is the Blue Jays

#BlueJays #MLBPlayoffs #WorldSeries #WeWantItAll

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Sorry, has Ohtani been playing? Haven’t noticed

#BlueJays #LosAngeles #WorldSeries

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Anyone watch the Jays/Dodgers game tonight and feel ripped off that you only got 9 innings?

#BlueJays #ladodgers #WorldSeries

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A blind booker gave me her email and asked me to let her know my avails. I emailed her and she hasn't responded. Do you think she saw it?
(This is all true, I swear!)

#Booker #comedy #gigs

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Bill Burr defending Saudi Arabia is the new Dennis Rodman defending North Korea.

#RiyadhComedyFestival #comedian #BillBurr

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If a comic bombs his set in Riyadh, do they get 72 virgins?
#RiyadhComedyFestival