Lord Jazz

I was born…BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME! (No DMs. Too many “chicks from Singapore” want me to buy crypto.)

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

The world is out of control. Hang in there, everybody.

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

@catturd2 Guys. It really is over.

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

Words can’t describe how angry I am at John Thune.

Other people: it’s been over a week.

Me: I know!

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

“Why use missiles when we can use their planes?”

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

Hey, #TeamYouTube. About Posts. I hate them. It’s turning YouTube into Facebook. Can we at least have a means of turning off Posts? Please.

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

@AbhishektiBJP In the age of AI, you’d better be able to vet what you see properly. That’s a warning.

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

This isn’t just a Microsoft issue, folks. There are services everywhere going down. Even Gmail is feeling it. Don’t expect a truthful explanation from them.

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

@GioBruno1600 Thune is a tool of the deep state.

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

@onlywcex You. Are. High.

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

@goneers Let’s just hold our peace for now. God still knows what’s happening and only our faith in him is going to see us not just through this, but also toward justice.

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

“Republicans are going to have to stop coping and admit there’s a problem.”
—Asmongold. Who is damn right.

[bloom 𖧧 @bloomjpg]

Asmongold admits defeat amid historic Democratic gains and tells Republicans to stop coping

"Conservatives need to stop coping.. We f-cking lost.. We lost and we lost substantially.. We're gonna have to turn in our pronouns tomorrow.. It is so over."

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

@LeaderJohnThune Thune, while you’re doing what you’re doing, at least give us a reach-around.

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

Did you really think the strategic election fraud issue was going to fix itself, President Trump?

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

They’re already trying it. Already trying it.

https://t.co/t3DG3DDm9L

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

@HeidiBriones Because they’re smart.

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

@AlexDelarge6553 The plane…bounced?

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

Plane crash. Okay. Where is the wreckage?

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

How thoughtful of our county government to send us our increased property tax bill during the holiday season.

[Lord Jazz @MichaelHuff01]

@CAMELCASTOff He may be doing Keto. It works but it makes people look awful for a while.