Mchael Brke

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

this is really funny

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

If you reframe the plot of Bananaman, if Bananaman doesn’t eat a banana he turns into a suburban schoolage boy named Eric.

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

the worlds greatest scam are words. the only way to describe words is to use them, and the only way to qualify a word is to define it using another word. its all one big circular conspiracy. heck the only way I can criticise words is to use more words.... we are all doomed.

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

@BeigeRageBae @Felix_F_Fern @EKaht @jk_rowling Literally anyone could beat this time. I'm disappointed in @GWR for allowing the use of a record keeping platform as an avenue for transphobic speech. Very disappointing.

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

@kaada hey yo! any chance of a vinyl release?

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@NealPortenza Everyone is a yuppie nowadays.

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

@ExposingNV Is it false and misleading to call a “lawsuit” massive? I wasn’t aware the courts labelled applications , unless there are some new procedures and rules… puny, middling, satisfactory, banger and MASSIVVVEEE.

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

@StaceyG18961759 When the airline asks for a name and address just say that addresses are a fiction unless they are in CAPITAL LETTERS and in a BOX.

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

@FOXFOOTY Why does footy always have a 3x3x3x3x3x3 setup? Is there no way to do it differently like in soccer? 2x4x3x4x2x3. Doesn’t violate the 666 rule but changes the fwd/def setup

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

I can’t believe Denmark beat Socceroos 2-0 and we are out of the cup! Devastated.

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

Imagine protesting every weekend, making signs, yelling at people, losing the election, and still thinking you are in the right.

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

@TimGossage if you read something it must be true

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@ExposingNV the solipsism of modern man.

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@ExposingNV I’d like to excercise my freedom of speech in the form of kicking this dog.

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

OPINION: Herald Sun employees poop their pants daily

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When I’m prime minister everything will cost $2

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A couple sit, at a Grossi Florentino, a fancy affair, heads down, watching a Big Mac ad on their phones.

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

@ExposingNV Let’s just say that they are, they are pumping out some absolute stars! Christian bale, Heath ledger, Ryan from the oc. God bless them.

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

@consequence I’d choose 4x Les Claypools

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@ExposingNV I agree.

[Mchael Brke @MichaelisBurke]

@SOS149 what filter is this?