Michael Jelley

Chef, Footy ⚒️, Aspiring Pit Master

[Michael Jelley @MichaelJ_chef]

Massive ⚒️⚒️

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@DaveWalkerWHU @richardajkeys @Lord_Irons Exactly this. Lazy journalism, Moyes won 4 games in his last 6 months…… sleep walking to relegation started years ago!

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@FootyAccums 4 wins in his last 6 months 🤷‍♂️

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@emily_truby Mavro in the middle of the three might make us better anyway……

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@emsycara I was in north London tonight! Should have said the same! 😂😂

[Michael Jelley @MichaelJ_chef]

@WestHam 2021/2022 #guesstheseason

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🎵 1 more year, 1 more year fa investigation panel, 1 more year 1 more year I say 🎵

[West Ham Football @westhamfootball]

The FA investigation into Hammer Lucas Paqueta over suspicious betting patterns is unlikely to finish before the end of this summer’s transfer window which is likely to put off a bid by Manchester City.

The investigation is thought to have begun after Paqueta was booked late on in West Ham’s 1-1 draw with Aston Villa last season, with bookings in last May’s win over Leeds and this season’s opener against Bournemouth are also now part of the enquiry.

The investigation has been slow going with the FA only asking for access to Paqueta’s mobile phone and records in October last year. Paqueta has denied the charge and says he is completely innocent and has no personal knowledge of any gambling activities on his home island.

It took 18 months to clear Arsenal’a Granit Xhaka of any involvement in a similar betting scam.

His investigation was conducted by the FA, Gambling Commission, and National Crime Agency after Xhaka received a suspicious yellow card against Leeds back in December 2021.

Although there were suspicious betting patterns, Xhaka was found to have no connection with these irregularities after a lengthy investigation.

If that case is used as a time guide then the investigation is unlikely to finish before mid September after the summer transfer window closes using the March 2023 game as a guide or as late as mid February 2025 using the Bournemouth game as a starting place.

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@_haych9 Couldn’t agree more. Said it since August Diangana or Perkins 2.0

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We’ve conquered all of Europe, we’re never guna stop, from Prague to Borehamwood we’re never guna stop!! 🎶🎶🎶 ole ole ole #COYI #WestHam
Iiiiiiiiiiiiirons ⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️⚒️
@ExWHUEmployee
@WestHamClips
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Love how these pizzas and focaccias are looking! @bdclondon @goodeatingco
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@_haych9 13th April somewhere warm, yes please!!! ⚒️⚒️⚒️

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@golding_amy It’s genuinely painful 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@_haych9 Seriously impressive, been on a similar journey myself 👏

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@charlotteewhu I think we may actually be worse now……

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@hollseey Catch myself in my flies whilst doing them up

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@jakeshoolheifer I think so, I’m gutted as he’s given us some great memories over the last two years but we are in a relegation scrap, off the back of spending £170m in the summer. People have been sacked for far less.

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@jakeshoolheifer Told you, never in doubt.

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@jakeshoolheifer You’ve clearly not seen many West Ham games this season….. don’t think you’ve much to worry about.

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@joe99oliver @kirstiealbany Yes