Mike

How many rolls could a Rolls Royce roll if a Rolls Royce could roll Royces?

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@FarCrygame Go back to Rook Island!

[Alexander Paschall @UnrealAlexander]

CALLED IT

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@AtheistRepublic The nicest way a priest has ever treated kids

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@AtheistRepublic It'd be OK if it comes with wings

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@sylveos Jesus. Sorry to hear that. I've sent a bit. Hope it helps

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@GregHuntMP Chop them up into really small pieces and look through them carefully first.

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@DannyPirtle19 But Luke came through anyway and Leia wasn't needed.

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@AtheistRepublic Lenin

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@HistoryToLearn Absolute heroes

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@AtheistRepublic Compared with the other crimes in the church's history, this is hardly anything at all.

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@AtheistRepublic No, I love meat too much. If I wanted to save animals, that wouldn't help much anyway. Better idea to invest in the science behind lab-grown meat.

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@AtheistRepublic Brave!

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@AtheistRepublic Extreme political polarisation

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@AtheistRepublic Obama probably was. Trump too. These people are way too smart to buy into religious claptrap. They are master manipulators themselves. They recognise manipulation when they see it.

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@AtheistRepublic Stop politicising a symbol with thousands of years of historical nuance behind it. Yeah... not gonna happen.

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@sarahinthesen8 Why not ban scientific whaling too? That would probably do the trick.

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@ianmiles Why the hell would you blur the avatar and then include a huge picture of his face?

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@OrwellNGoode WTF is it about mayors?

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@OrwellNGoode Trump can control the weather? So he is actually Jesus then?

[Mike @MichaelJBoag]

@FoxNews Surprised they didn't make it so the USSR landed instead. Then they would have shown the flag planting.