Michael J. F. Gaines

Fiction Writer from Poole, England

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

Avaliable now. #Norse
#Viking #Norsemythology #Fantasy #ChildrenofAsgard @AmazonUK https://t.co/lQKSTGHzG1

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[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@Tesco Hi,

I have sent a DM. The packet was unopened upon purchase. I opened it myself to see what appears to be mould on the chicken slices. Thank you.

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@Tesco Hi. This was bought in Tower Park, Poole. Luckily, I spotted it before giving it to my daughter during half term, but I thought you should be made aware, especially since these are aimed at children, to be put in lunchboxes, and a child may not see/understand the issue.

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@Tesco Hi. This was a chicken Attack-a-Snack, opened on the 28th of May, with plenty of time left on the best before date. Purchased from Tower Park Tesco in Poole a few days before. Thank you.

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@CressidaCowell My daughter just reminded me that I forgot to share these photos. She's absolutely loving the Wizards of Once books. We built the sword and the Enchanted Spoon for her costume and she told everyone at school all about the books. #worldbookday

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@JonnyEthco @RockstarGames @YouTube Gorgeous editing, man. So cinematic. Almost hurt myself laughing at Dora at the end.

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@JonnyEthco @NeebsOfficial So glad these videos end up around the 40 minute mark. 20 would not be enough. Could watch this all day.

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@TheHenryKane @AmazonUK I would probably say: Dreamchaser, L,C&T, The Knight & The Rose, I think. But can probably be done in any order, until the next novel which is a direct sequel to LC&T.

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

Liars, Cheats & Thieves, Dreamchaser, and The Knight & The Rose are now all available on @AmazonUK On top of that, I am now 30,000 words into the next big sequel.

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@TheHenryKane @AmazonUK Dreamchaser and The Knight & The Rose are both prequel novellas about two of the characters in Liars, Cheats & Thieves. So, that's in written order, but not chronological, story wise.

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@LordGrimdark You have to be realistic about these things.

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@neilhimself Loki IS the pineapple.

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

I will never unsee this.

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@PVBrett To quote the editor of the trailer: "The British public want to see what the story is about. Americans want to see the explosions."

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@PVBrett My sister used to work for a company that made movie trailers. I got to visit one day, and they showed me the US trailer and UK trailer for the same film. They were very different.

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

With Children of Asgard complete, and samples sent off to many many agents, there's only one thing to do...

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@TheHenryKane In a manner of speaking.

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

77,000 words later...

[Michael J. F. Gaines @MichaelJFGaines]

@neilhimself My three year old daughter yesterday:

Me: What will you do for a job when you grow up?

Lily: Important things.

Me: Like what?

Lily: Like meeting ducks.