Michael Horner 🚢

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

My shadow stays even after I leave.

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

Become someone you’re excited to meet each morning.

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

My shadow stays even after I leave.

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

Become someone you’re excited to meet each morning.

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

I sneezed, and something answered, “Bless you.”

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

She texted him every morning: “Good luck today.”

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

You are your only real competition.

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

Don’t mistake comfort for happiness — comfort can trap you.

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

Life size cardboard Andy Carroll available for £30, fraction of what Liverpool paid but just as effective

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LeBron James jumps over John Lucas for alley-oop: http://t.co/SrLRaAkL

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The little man enjoyed @Dirk_18_Kuyt last minute winner

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@SquidgyDesigns glad it's going well mate, yeah Austin is good, he's just watching the match in his new Liverpool kit

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

City down, united down. Goodnight Manchester!!

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

@SquidgyDesigns yeah pesky appendix decided to rupture but almost back to full health now and doin well. You full time with ur business now?

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

@SquidgyDesigns noticed that one in his diary. How's things going mate?

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

Quote of the night from the mrs " will u go and get me some more vodka while I do some sit ups" #notgreatworkoutrefreshment

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

#CBB big brother house this is Brian, you are live on channel 5 so please feel free to swear as nobody is actually watching

[Michael Horner 🚢 @MichaelJHorner]

Watching biggest loser, feeling so motivated for my diet I almost didn't eat a twirl... Almost!...maybe next week