Michael Malone (The J is silent)

The Torments - my 14th published novel - out 12.09.24 Available in all good bookshops.. And in that big river place:

[Michael Malone (The J is silent) @michaelJmalone1]

WORLDWIDE DEAL - Annie Jackson's very existence is in real danger ... https://t.co/vlVKHPEHJx @OrendaBooks

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

There is now a serious, well-funded plan to vaccinate every cow on earth, twice a year, so it burps less politely. Bill Gates is behind it. So is the New Zealand government. Somewhere a marketing department is very proud.

The company furthest along calls its methane vaccine the holy grail of livestock emissions, a phrase that should make you reach for your wallet and check it is still there.

The pitch is gloriously simple. Train the cow's own immune system to turn on the microbes in her gut, so she belches less methane, with a single jab lasting months. Early results suggest a cut of ten to fifteen per cent. Trials run through 2027, launch around 2030, by which point the dream is a needle in the neck of every cow they can corner.

Pause on that. Not a feed tweak. A plan to medicate an entire species, forever, across the whole planet, to fix a problem with how we count its burps.

Because methane from a steady herd cycles out of the air within about a decade. It does not pile up like fossil carbon. A stable national herd adds no new warming whatsoever, whatever the headlines shriek. The cow was convicted by an accounting method, and the sentence is a lifetime of injections.

And follow the money, because it does the confessing for you. The cash floods in from billionaire climate funds and the food giants chasing their own supply-chain targets, the very people who need the cow to look guilty so their spreadsheets come out green. Not a penny from the farmer, who just inherits the syringe and the bill.

So the grass-fed cow, quietly turning rain and sunshine into food on land that grows nothing else, is now a wellness patient with a biannual appointment. Marvellous. The cow was never the emergency. The people insisting she is just happen to have a vaccine to sell.

[Michael Malone (The J is silent) @michaelJmalone1]

@iamtigerwooods Brilliant 🤩

[Michael Malone (The J is silent) @michaelJmalone1]

Cover reveal incoming for The Cutting (book 4 in the Annie Jackson Mystery series .... @OrendaBooks @Jobbiebell

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[Michael Malone (The J is silent) @michaelJmalone1]

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🖤COVER REVEAL🖤

We can't wait for this one... Who's excited?

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The chilling NEW instalment in the gripping, addictive DCI Jack Parker series…

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Take a trip across GREAT BRITAIN and to #Bordeaux
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A Song of Isolation by @michaelJmalone1

A difficult subject but "I recommend it"

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Still thinking about this night😍

Congratulations again to @writer_suzy on the launch of the BRAND NEW #AMarthaStrangewaysInvestigation book #TheBoneMother, which launched at @WaterstonesGla this past Tuesday!

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A severed ear. A Celtic earring. A young woman’s body laid out like a pagan ritual…

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YOU'RE INVITED🥳

On May 12 @writer_suzy will be celebrating the LAUNCH of #TheBoneMother☠️ THE NEWEST in her #AMarthaStrangewaysInvestigationSeries at @WaterstonesGla and YOU'RE ALL INVITED!💙

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I’ll be in conversation with @michaelJmalone1 on 12th May @WaterstonesGla
Be great to see you there for some gothic thriller chat. ☠️💫🖤

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‼️LAST CHANCE‼️

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‼️REMINDER‼️

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OUT NOW IN #PAPERBACK!

Secrets. Lies. A town under suspicion🤫

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The Howling by @michaelJmalone1 has delivered a 5⭐️ tense,dark twisty masterful multilayered unputdownable read. 🥰
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[Michael Malone (The J is silent) @michaelJmalone1]

@nat_avidreader wow - so pleased you enjoyed it!!!

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When everything is lost… what remains?

#TheHope by @Hardisty_Paul is AVAILABLE NOW💙

A powerful, urgent dystopian finale.

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