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[M.J. @MichaelJoyce7]

Fried onion, garlic and fresh chilli is what I imagine heaven smells like

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[M.J. @MichaelJoyce7]

Very much looking forward to the Anderson Paak and Bruno Mars collab album

[M.J. @MichaelJoyce7]

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and just feel someone is missing a trick by not going on The Apprentice and asking Sugar, an avid Spurs fan, for the financial backing to rescue and rehome for life enough dogs to replicate the Arsenal Invincible’s.

[Danny Sutcliffe @dannysutcliffes]

Now show me Decs

[James Robinson @JamesRobinson]

“Thanks PM” was very “Thanks Phil”

[Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing @MWGoneFishing]

Here’s an extended remix of all Bob’s falls ... so far!
#gonefishing

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

When Arsenal sign Thomas Partey but had to sacrifice Gunnersaurus to fund the transfer

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

"That just about sums up 2020..." 😂

The story of why Oxford United players had to arrive via taxi to their game v Accrington today is summed up by Jeff Stelling

📺 Watch Soccer Saturday now on Sky Sports News

[M.J. @MichaelJoyce7]

Butternut Squash is a pretty sick vegetable ain’t it

[M.J. @MichaelJoyce7]

I fucking love watching gardening programmes

[FootballJOE @FootballJOE]

Andy Carroll has emerged from lockdown with simply the greatest look I've ever seen

[MR @MarcusRashford]

I don’t even know what to say.
Just look at what we can do when we come together, THIS is England in 2020.

[M.J. @MichaelJoyce7]

Proper like Springwatch ya know, solid programme.