Customer : I think I’ll go to @Lowes and spend money to improve my yard and garden
@Lowes : well we get hundreds of customers a day, here are 3 flat beds for the whole store to help. Good luck, 2 of them have broken wheels.
Well, I guess it’s time for bed. No sense in watching the rest of this @DetroitPistons game. The only good thing about this is I don’t have to watch the @NBA for the next 9 months.