Michael Khimu Masai

BIO/CHEM teacher, independent thinker, saved by his grace, Christ Ambassador

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

@OleItumbi is busy buying IDs and finger prints. @IEBCKenya is toothless

[Fredrick Okango @fokango]

DCP will lose Olkalou Parliamentary by-elections to UDA.

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

He will either impeach you or send you to Bondo without knowing.

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

At least he has no history of shooting a Kenyan like you.

[Didmus Barasa, CBS @DidmusWaBarasa]

Disgraced, impeached tribal warlord Rigathi Gachagua is choking on the reality that he will never vie for any elective seat!

WAMUNYORO EXPRESS🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#DidmusBarasaGov27

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

@WilliamsRuto is planning to by datasets

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya's government plans to sell at least 1,000 datasets from platforms like eCitizen over five years to raise revenue.

The Sh396 million project will include anonymised datasets such as:
— Land transactions
— Passport applications
— Vehicle registrations
— Birth and death records
— Business registrations

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

In deed, you are illiterate and intellectual dwarf

[Hon Oscar Sudi @HonOscarSudi]

Methuselah aside from all these stories and the dirt in your hair,can you remove your underwear so that the girls can see ile chawa uko nayo?

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

Supreme Court here we come

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

The Simple summary;

High Court: Jofri is IMPEACHED.

Meaning: Not Eligible to vie for any seat.

What Next: Court Of Appeal

Likely Result: Jofri is IMPEACHED

Next: Supreme Court

Likely Result: Jofri is IMPEACHED

SO? Sina Mengi kwa sasa....

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

Just say, @WilliamsRuto is targeting to attack women and children again

[Sam Terriz @Terriz_Sam]

The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) Agents are reporting that;

1. The congregation at Ol Kalou PCEA Church has refused to allow Pastor Dorcas Gachagua to preach during tomorrow’s Sunday service.

2. Rigathi Gachagua spent the day calling different PCEA moderators in an attempt to secure the pulpit for Pastor Dorcas.

3. Our agents confirms Senator Methu held different meetings with pastors and even bribed them with money to influence the choice of Sunday preacher.

4. Church members have stood their ground and said:
“We do not want a preacher linked to politics in our church. The pulpit must remain for the Gospel.”
“This is God’s house, not a political rally. Politics should stay outside the church.”

5. The PCEA headquarters has sent an official preacher to lead the service. Pastor Dorcas will only attend the service as a member of the congregation and will not preach.

The Old Kalou congregation is insisting that the church should not be used for political matters, no matter who is involved. Their message is simple: keep politics out of the pulpit.

IT IS SO DECLASSIFIED!

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

@OleItumbi narratives and comics

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Malala Addresses Reports of Fallout With Gachagua
https://t.co/m9tJvuuC0L

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

The only problem with Kenyans is trust,I don't know why you can't trust this man,he proved himself wakati wa Kibaki don't get lost again Kalonzo is the man to trust with your vote!

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

Pesa ya Kenya inatumika kuhonga wapiga kura. @WilliamsRuto shamelessly ignored them.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Harambee Stars have switched hotels in South Africa after players rejected their initial accommodation, terming it substandard.

At the new hotel, management is now demanding payment for tonight’s stay only. Although they had initially insisted on full payment upfront, they later agreed to accept payment for a single night.

However, the Football Kenya Federation (FKF) has reportedly refused to settle the bill, leaving the situation unresolved.

Players and officials have consequently been stranded, spending over three hours seated in the hotel lobby as they await clearance to check in, with the hotel unable to admit them without payment confirmation.

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

@EtalePhilip Very toothless

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

This post should be printed and hoisted on billboards across the country including @StateHouseKenya. @WilliamsRuto hufikiria watu ni malenge kama @OleItumbi and @HonOscarSudi

[DismasWaTabu @DismasWaTabu]

Ruto stood before the people of North Eastern Kenya, shed tears and spoke about how previous governments had neglected and marginalized them. He was emotional. The crowd clapped.

But this is the same Ruto who has been in parliament since 1997. Nearly thirty years. He is not a man who just arrived from outside and discovered a problem. He was inside every government that he is now crying about.

He was Minister of Agriculture. Minister of Higher Education. Deputy President for ten years. A period during which he famously boasted about running government while his president was indisposed. If he was running government, what was he doing about Northern Kenya then?

He has been president since 2022. Four years. If the marginalization of Northern Kenya moved him to tears today, why did it not move him to action in 2022 when he had the highest office in the land and every resource of the state at his disposal?

The tears are real. The emotion is performed. A man who was part of the very governments he is condemning cannot stand before the people those governments failed and present himself as their savior. That is not accountability. That is recycling the same pain for fresh votes.

Previous governments neglected Northern Kenya. That is true and it is painful. But Ruto was not watching from the outside. He was inside those governments eating with those who made the decisions. He benefited from the same system that left those communities behind.

Crying about it now, four years into his own presidency and one year from an election, is not remorse.

It is campaign season. Fungukeni macho!

Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

Mkiuuliwa ni Ebola, @WilliamsRuto and his family watakua wamejificha Dubai

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

@WilliamsRuto hudhani Kenyans ni mafala kama @HonOscarSudi na @OleItumbi. Kupeleka madaraka day celebration Wajir is NOT A FAVOR. Iko kwa sheria, every county should host a national event or celebration.

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

Umeanza siasa za ukabila pia? Ebola haitabui hiyo

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Kenyans should be very careful with this impeachment noise around Ruto.

A weak impeachment attempt does not always weaken a president. Sometimes it strengthens him. Bill Clinton survived impeachment and came out looking like a victim of political overreach. Donald Trump turned impeachment into a persecution campaign and used it to harden his base. Hugo Chávez used a failed removal attempt to purge enemies and rally loyalists. Even Uhuru and Ruto turned the ICC cases into political fuel in 2013.

So before Kenyans start shouting “impeach Ruto,” ask yourself….impeach him with which Parliament? The same MPs who clap for him, beg him, defect to him, disappear when needed, and vote exactly as instructed?

If Ruto already controls Parliament, then impeachment talk can easily become a trap.

It can help him test loyalty, expose weak MPs, rally his side, create a victimhood narrative, and make the opposition look unserious when the motion collapses.

Not every loud political move is resistance. Some of these things are traps acting as courage. Kenyans must stop waiting for captured MPs to rescue them from the same system those MPs are feeding from.

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

Why are you scared of @WilliamsRuto impeachment? Kumbe hata wewe ulinunuliwa?

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

And Ruto will in fact start a big campaign saying Kikuyus and Uhuru are funding the impeachment for his 42 vs 1 narrative. An attempted impeachment will light up Ruto’s re-election campaign. But if X users want it for content creation, well and good.

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

KAGWE is @WilliamsRuto puppet.He was CS when Ruto was DP

[D I K E M B E @Disembe]

Once they realize it was Kagwe who initiated the EBOLA agreements; will they demand he RESIGNS, ama ni Wandayi tu? Will the media hunt down Kagwe?

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

Elephant down....

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

No excuse

[Hon. Caleb Amisi, MP @Honcalebamisi]

X is a public platform.

Public participation now!

It is a legal requirement .

If you want me to impeach the dumb guy!
Retweet and like.
24k likes guarantee progress .

Lets do this for our nation.

Kenya needs a renaissance !

[Michael Khimu Masai @Michaelkhima]

@4thPresidentKE, ulitoa wapi @WilliamsRuto? Ndagùtùnina