Michael K. Payton

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

BRAIN FREEEEEEEEEEZE!!!! AAAAAH!!! #THATHURTS #BrainFreeze

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

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#cricketwireless #cricketoutages

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

Leftists be like, "oh no! They shot the innocent gorilla!" And I'm over here just glad they ain't managed to ban guns yet. #harambe #gorrila

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

Don't be afraid to try something new... And don't be afraid to admit that it's terrible. #cooking #lowcarb #songwriting #somethingnew

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

Got my vehicle randomly searched while with my family on the way to the beach. Where is my white privilege? #sarcasm #SJWnonsense

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

A good healthy recipe isnt hiding healthy ingredients behind yummy ones. Each ingredient must add something to the whole. #lowcarb #cooking

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

What do naps, unicorns, reading a novel, and packing light have in common? To a parent of multiple kids, they are all mythical. #parenthood

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

@Docjazz4 ever write a song, and when finished, realize that the song is either original and bad, or great but super derivative? #frustrated

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

I would happily take a bullet for my wife or children. But I would prefer to fire a few bullets of my own instead. #gunrights #commonsense

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

I was told today that confronting an intruder in your home when armed is the most dangerous things you can do. You bet it is. #gunrights

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

https://t.co/Tfre9ktbQ4 great stuff for #songwriting !!

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

Trying to write a good original musical hook is like hide and go seek. You find someone, then they tell you "I'm not playing" #songwriting

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

Agreed... But bacon can do those things as well. However, the ocarina does have longer shelf life. https://t.co/q5yCwVjyLR

[David Erick Ramos @DavidErickRamos]

The only item that can teleport you, call animal friends, heal broken souls, and manipulate time itself: The Ocarina https://t.co/IBlX1yOQB8

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman. Then always be Batman. Unless you're Ben Affleck, then always be yourself. #BatmanvSuperman

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

Just because it's original, doesn't mean it's interesting. Most people don't know what they like but they like what they know #songwriting

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

As I was in the torture chair, he came in wearing a mask and the best gear available, to make the extraction. We made it out alive. #dentist

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

When it comes to the friends I have made over the years, my memory foam mattress had to be in the top ten. #serta #iwasntpaidtosaythat

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

If pigs are not intended to be eaten, then why did the good Lord make them out of bacon? #FoodForThought #bacon

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

Took a break from work, to work. Now I'm getting dressed to go to work. Ah, the joys of being self employed. #selfemployement #busyday

[Michael K. Payton @MichaelKPayton1]

Eating bread is overrated... But not by much. #nocarbs #glutenfree #thoserollstho